Disclaimer: i do not own Lord of the rings. I do not own Purple monkeys
either, i don't know who said it to me, but it wasn't my origianal idea.
Disclaimers are really getting b-o-r-i-n-g. so sorry you had to read this.
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Little summary thing extra prology do-daa.
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This fic is about Lord of the Rings: the early years,noOoOoooooooooooOoOoooo!! And don't worry, it'll have Purple Monkeys in, just please give it a chance.
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The fellowship have gone back to the woods of Lóthlórien after destroying the ring, and were getting pretty bored.
"Yer know I miss having the thrill of knowing that yer death could be right around the corner, if yer know what I mean." Pippin stated after they had played poo-sticks for the kill-zillenth time.
"I do know what yer mean, Pip, its like good isn't all its cracked up to be."Merry said, chewing some gone off pipe-weed.
"Well what can we do?"
"Tell a story!" Aragorn cried, jumping up and down.
"NOOOOOOO!" Everyone cried together,
"Oh, why not?" Aragorn said, tacken aback quite a bit.
They looked at each other, then Gandalf said softely:
"Its not that you and Arwen don't have a nice back round, its just we singel-tons are getting a tiny bit fed up of having to hear about the road crash, and how you saved her life."
"Oh." Aragorn replied sadly. Then they herd something move in the trees, and down hopped the easter bunny. Only kidding, Arwen glided down and tip- toed towards them.
"Car-crash, eh? Thats not how *I* remeber it." She smiled as Aragorn blushed. Arwen had roused everyone else out of their slumber and now had their undived attension. "What ever happened to the purple monkeys?"
"What purple monkeys?" Pippin cried, along with the rest of them.
"Well, it was a long time ago..."
"Pwerlease..."They all blinked sweetly in unison,
"Okay then." Aragorn burried his head in shame as the rest of the fellowship laughed at the story of Purple Monkeys. which went a bit like this:
"Its prom night tomorrow, who you got?"
"Mnomonematmthemmomentm," A young Aragorn blushed.
"Yer wha'?"
"Er, Well I don think i'm cracked up to taking girls out. They give me the eepie jeepies." His friend laughed,
"Look, you just gotta treat them like their the same speacies, not like their some animal!"
"But they are, all dolled up in make-up like some purple monkey!" His friend laughed and tossed aside his long blonde hair (you guessed it, Legolas),
"Looks like you need some help!"Aragorn shuffeled.
"i dun need no helpthankyouverymuch,"
"Oh yes you do! First you gotta get interested in them,not get them interested in you! So, who yer got on yer mind?I was planning on taking Arwen."
Aragorns eyes bullged.And his voice squeaked out incredably high,"did she say yes?"
"I was only kidding, only pros get a girl like Arwen, i'm taking *fill in your name here (unless your a boy)*,"
"Oh," Argorns voice had slid down at least 3 octaves," Well, i er, guess, um, gee, Éowyn?" Legolas raised his eye-brow but only replied:
"Help is on its way."
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I am really sorry i have to finish this, but i am mortally afaird of making it to long. I will post another chapter in about a week, cause i'm going on holiday. But then again maby no one will want me TO post another one. So please review! thanks for reading! Fell free to point out mistakes.
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Little summary thing extra prology do-daa.
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
This fic is about Lord of the Rings: the early years,noOoOoooooooooooOoOoooo!! And don't worry, it'll have Purple Monkeys in, just please give it a chance.
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The fellowship have gone back to the woods of Lóthlórien after destroying the ring, and were getting pretty bored.
"Yer know I miss having the thrill of knowing that yer death could be right around the corner, if yer know what I mean." Pippin stated after they had played poo-sticks for the kill-zillenth time.
"I do know what yer mean, Pip, its like good isn't all its cracked up to be."Merry said, chewing some gone off pipe-weed.
"Well what can we do?"
"Tell a story!" Aragorn cried, jumping up and down.
"NOOOOOOO!" Everyone cried together,
"Oh, why not?" Aragorn said, tacken aback quite a bit.
They looked at each other, then Gandalf said softely:
"Its not that you and Arwen don't have a nice back round, its just we singel-tons are getting a tiny bit fed up of having to hear about the road crash, and how you saved her life."
"Oh." Aragorn replied sadly. Then they herd something move in the trees, and down hopped the easter bunny. Only kidding, Arwen glided down and tip- toed towards them.
"Car-crash, eh? Thats not how *I* remeber it." She smiled as Aragorn blushed. Arwen had roused everyone else out of their slumber and now had their undived attension. "What ever happened to the purple monkeys?"
"What purple monkeys?" Pippin cried, along with the rest of them.
"Well, it was a long time ago..."
"Pwerlease..."They all blinked sweetly in unison,
"Okay then." Aragorn burried his head in shame as the rest of the fellowship laughed at the story of Purple Monkeys. which went a bit like this:
"Its prom night tomorrow, who you got?"
"Mnomonematmthemmomentm," A young Aragorn blushed.
"Yer wha'?"
"Er, Well I don think i'm cracked up to taking girls out. They give me the eepie jeepies." His friend laughed,
"Look, you just gotta treat them like their the same speacies, not like their some animal!"
"But they are, all dolled up in make-up like some purple monkey!" His friend laughed and tossed aside his long blonde hair (you guessed it, Legolas),
"Looks like you need some help!"Aragorn shuffeled.
"i dun need no helpthankyouverymuch,"
"Oh yes you do! First you gotta get interested in them,not get them interested in you! So, who yer got on yer mind?I was planning on taking Arwen."
Aragorns eyes bullged.And his voice squeaked out incredably high,"did she say yes?"
"I was only kidding, only pros get a girl like Arwen, i'm taking *fill in your name here (unless your a boy)*,"
"Oh," Argorns voice had slid down at least 3 octaves," Well, i er, guess, um, gee, Éowyn?" Legolas raised his eye-brow but only replied:
"Help is on its way."
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I am really sorry i have to finish this, but i am mortally afaird of making it to long. I will post another chapter in about a week, cause i'm going on holiday. But then again maby no one will want me TO post another one. So please review! thanks for reading! Fell free to point out mistakes.