Name: Liar
Word Count: 359
Summary: In which Sesshomaru accuses Kagome of lying and Inuyasha is scarred for life. Fluff. (at least, my attempt at it). One-shot. SessKag
"Say it."
"No."
"Say it."
"No."
"Say it."
"No."
"Say it."
"No."
"Pleeeeeeaa –"
"–No. And pouts do not work with this Sesshomaru."
"Why?"
"Hn."
"Well, you know it's true."
"Hn."
"Can't you answer with more than one word?"
"…"
"Oh very funny. No answer doesn't count as more than one word, just so you know."
"Hn."
"Fine! I'll just have to speak for you! –
Can you ever answer with more than one word?
No.
Liar! I've heard a four-word sentence from you once!
Hn.
I distinctly remember you saying, 'I love you, Kagome.'
Fine, you got me there. I concede to your superior miko-ness."
"… that was the worst impression of me that I have ever had the misfortune of hearing."
"Well, at least in my conversation, you actually talked. Kind of."
"… you also lied."
"What! I did not, you did say you loved me!"
"You still lied."
"How!"
"You said I spoke four-word sentence. If I recall properly – which I do, because of my superior yokai memory – that particular sentence was six words."
"Oh, two word difference. Big deal."
"Three."
"What?"
"I do believe it was a three word difference. Since I possess a better memory than your inferior human one, I'll refresh yours. I distinctly remember saying, 'I think I love you, miko."
"You arrogant, technical bastard."
"…"
"I don't know why I even fell in love with you in the first place, you being an arrogant yokai and all."
"You can't not love me."
"And you can't not love me, either. So we're even. And then you have that Fluffy thing, so I win."
"I do not see how my 'fluffy-thing' makes you the winner."
"Well, it's obvious. I'm just cooler than you so, even if you refuse to admit it. This makes me the clear winner, even if you didn't have Flu –"
And he proceeded to cut her off with a long, passionate kiss.
Somewhere not-so-distant distance, Inuyasha whimpered and covered his ears, wishing he didn't have a dog's hearing just then. 'Sesshomaru has officially scarred me for life. Damn. That worked better than actually tryin' to kill me. Stupid bastard.'
A/N:
And theeerrree! Is my sad attempt at fluff? Anyways, written in 17 minutes. Wow. I rock. xD
-Aes Sedai