A/N- Another random crap oneshot. I was incredibly bored in class, so I wrote this in one period. XD That's the good thing about writing in class. The teachers think you're diligently working when you're off in your own world writing fanfiction. I love it so much. Anyways, this is kinda like the Makeover fanfic by anime hime7. I loved it so I made a shot oneshot with the makeover theme. Enjoy the random Nejiten awesomenesss!

Poke.

Stare.

Poke.

Stare.

Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke.

Twitch.

Poke. Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke po-

"Stop it!" Neji grabbed Tenten's hand as she once again reached to jab at his head.

"Ow!" she tugged her wrist out of his grip, frowning. "Just because your so-called 'manly pride' is mortally wounded doesn't mean you have to take it out on me!"

Neji scowled at her and shook his head irritably, like that would fix his problem.

And he sure had a problem.

"...Mind telling me how you got talked into this one?"

"Mind if I don't?" He growled, twitching as she stroked his hair, an amused smile on her face.

"Oh, come on, Neji, don't be a spoilsport. I think it looks pretty!" She giggled and played with the end of his hair.

Neji glared daggers at the tree in front of him. "I don't want to be pretty." He grumbled.

"Are you sulking?" Tenten stared at him incredilously.

"Hyugas don't sulk." Neji retorted.

"You're sulking."

"I am not sulking, I'm ticked." Neji crossed his arms in annoyance.

"C'mon, Neji. Tell me who did this to you. Please?"

"Could you please just kill me?" Neji turned around and fixed her with a pleading gaze, and she bit her lip to keep from bursting out laughing and earning herself a guaranteed instant death at the hands of the annoyed Hyuga.

"Wow, Neji. You're so tough in battle, but as soon as someone plays with your hair you want to die. Is it really that awful?"

"Yes. And worse." He flinched as Tenten played with the bow in his hair.

Bow.

Why was she so cruel to him?!

"Who did your hair, Neji?" Tenten persisted.

"Are you going to kill them?" Neji asked hopefully.

"No, thank them."

"Then I'm not telling you."

"You're going to tell me, or I'm going to go to Ino's house and borrow her blonde highlighter kit." Tenten menacing pulled his head back to make him look up at her. "Got it?"

Neji swallowed. "Got it."

"Good boy." Neji tilted his head back up to face the front again, utterly humiliated. "Now why is it like this?" she flipped the braid over his head to hang down between his eyes, and Neji twitched as the red bow obscured his vision.

"Hanabi wanted to play with my hair." He mumbled, shaking it onto his shoulder irritably.

Tenten giggled, all menace lost once she got what she wanted. "Very nice. Go for the boy with long, gorgeous hair who can't tell you no. That girl's smarter than she looks!"

Neji stared at her. "Did you just call my hair 'gorgeous'?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Maybe." Tenten shrugged. "I like it." She tousled his hair affectionately, running off in the opposite direction.

"Tenten, where are you going?" Neji suspiciously noted the girl's smirk.

"To get my camera!" She turned around to see his face, laughing, her smile quickly changing to a look of pure fear as she turned on her heel and ran for dear life, the furious Hyuga tearing after her.

"TENTEN!!"

...Wow. That's a lot longer when you type it up and add a couple lines here and there. Heh heh. I'm so mean to Neji-kun. XP Please read and review!