A/N: Hey again fanfic readers! It's Chameleon52 (duh) again. Anyway I got bored and the plot bunnies got to me again at 3 a.m. like they love to do to me -_-. Anyway this is a truth or dare thing but this will be one of a series I'm going to do were I torture the FMA cast with multiple different games.
Ed: Did you say torture?
Chameleon52: When did you get here?
Ed: A few seconds ago. I have no idea how now answer.
Chameleon52: Answer what?
Ed: Did you say torture?
Chameleon52: Well yeah, I mean I personally love you but it's fun to mess with you.
Ed: That's kinda creepy.
Chameleon52: Not that I would ever take you from Winry and don't worry you won't be alone.
Ed: Oh God.
Chameleon52: That's right! The entire FMA cast-Brotherhood/manga and first anime are here! And Ed since when are you religious?
Ed: I'm not. That shows how concerned I am. Anyway Chameleon52 does not own FMA in anyway shape or form.
Chameleon52: Sadly.
Ed: Thankfully.
Chameleon52: Okay truth or dare time!
Ed: You have no reviews yet.
Chameleon52: So? No one ever said I couldn't give you guys some.
Ed: Fine.
Chameleon52: Great! Moving on.
Ed- Admit everyone on the show is taller than you except Black Hayate.
Chameleon52: Well?
Ed: No way!
Wrench comes flying out of nowhere and hits him on the head.
Ed: What the hell?
Chameleon52: I told you everyone was here. Your awesome girlfriend included.
Ed: She's not my-
Winry: Ed, just say it!
Ed:-Fine! Everyone is taller than me except Black Hayate.
Chameleon52: Thanks Winry.
Winry: Someone's gotta keep the bean in line.
Ed had no response to the runt comment considering he was in the emo corner from his dare.
Chameleon52: Now Al.
Chameleon52 whispers in Al's ear his dare.
Al: Seriously? Are you insane?
Chameleon52: Yes and yes. Now go.
Al: -sighs- Okay.
Al goes up to Edward.
Al: Brother.
Ed looks up at his brother who promptly slaps him across the face.
Ed: Why did you do that? –shocked-
Al: The magic robot unicorns from fairyland teamed up with the amazing horse took over my body!
Ed: …..What?
Al: That was the dare.
Ed: …huh?
Chameleon52: -sigh- Al- Slap your brother across the face. If he asks why you did that tell him the robot unicorns from fairyland teamed up with the amazing horse and took over your body.
Roy: Didn't you dare Al to do that in someone else's fanfic?
Chameleon52: Yeah but I wanted to do it again. It was my idea anyway. Got a prob?
Roy: No ma'am!
Chameleon52: Great! Now for you.
Roy: Wait what?
Roy- Go up to Ed and say in a Darth Vader voice 'Edward, I am your father.' to see his reaction.
Roy: …Are you kidding?
Chameleon52: Nope. Do it or I will no longer support your mini-skirt army.
Roy walks over to Ed who's looking at him like 'Da fuq?'
Roy: I am your father Edward.
Ed: I'm not sure if I should be angry or mad so…. –punches Roy in the face- Now for the bastard.
Chameleon52: Who is going to-?
Hohenhiem: Ahhh! Edward!
Chameleon52: Oh okay. That's fine.
Next!
Riza- Agree to Roy's mini-skirt army.
Riza: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Chameleon52: You have to.
Riza: And why is that?
Chameleon52: You don't want to know what the alternative dare is.
Riza: Oh really? What?
Chameleon52: You have to be locked in a closet with Roy for 4 hours without your guns or any other weapon. Roy get his gloves and anything else he wants and if he orders you to do something no matter what it is you have to do it.
Riza: …Fine. Only because Roy's perverted.
Roy: I resent that!
Riza: Shut up! –Signs document for mini-skirt army-
Roy: Woohoo! –Rips off shirt- Everyone: -sweatdrops-Chameleon52: Umm…is that necessary?
Roy: Probably not!
Chameleon52: Alrighty then…moving on…please.
Hughes- Throw all your pictures off a cliff.
Hughes: Bt look how cute my family is! I could never!
Chameleon52: You can and you will.
Hughes: Or?
Chameleon52: Why is everyone questioning me today? You will because I'm the author and I will kill everyone you love and then you in the worst way possible for the person in question and that's it.
Everyone: O.o
Chameleon52: Now do it.
Hughes: I'm so sorry Elycia. –Throws pictures-
Everyone: YAY!
Hughes: Heartless! You're all heartless!
Chameleon52: Why don't you go spend time with your real family Hughes instead of the pictures?
Hughes: I can do that?
Everyone: -facepalm-
Chameleon52: YES. You can.
Hughes: Oh. Okay then.
Elycia: Daddy, daddy!
Hughes: Hi princess!
Envy: Can we move on now?
Chameleon52: When did the cross-dressing palm tree get here?
Envy: I'm not a cross-dressing palm tree!
Everyone: Suuuuure your not Envy. Whatever you say.
EmoCuppyCake: He's not a palm tree! He's sexy!
Chameleon52: Oh great. Why are you here?
EmoCuppyCake: 'Cuz Envy's here, duh.
Envy: Author Lady who is this weird chick that's checking me out?
Chameleon52: This is my friend EmoCuppyCake. Everyone say hi.
Everyone but Envy: Hi.
EmoCuppyCake: -waves but isn't paying attention to anything but Envy-
Chameleon52: She's also an Envy and yaoi fangirl.
Envy: Oh shit! I'm screwed then aren't I?
Chameleon52: I'm afraid so.
Ed: Wait a second what's yaoi?
Winry leans over and whispers in Ed's ear the definition of 'yaoi'.
Ed: WTF? –Turns to EmoCuppyCake- Sicko.
Chameleon52: Don't be mean to my friends! Even if I do agree with you to an extent.
EmoCuppyCake: Oh I see how it is. So petty.
Chameleon52: Oh go glomp Envy…wait.
Envy: Screw you.
Chameleon52: I'm sorry-.
EmoCuppyCake: -glomps Envy-
Envy: GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF! GET. HER. OFF!
Chameleon52: Umm…okay. Any volunteers?
Everyone: -Steps back a few feet-
Chameleon52: Sorry your on your own.
Envy: What?
EmoCuppyCake: -Pulls Envy to his feet and begins to drag him away-
Envy: I HATE YOU ALL!
EmoCuppyCake: -Whispers in his ear-
Envy: -Eyes get real big- NO! I TAKE IT BACK! I LOVE YOU GUYS! I'M SORRY FOR KILLING HUGHES! SAVE ME! KILL ME! DO SOMETHING!
Finally EmoCuppyCake drags Envy into a random room and shuts the door.
Roy: How come he's not screaming any more?
Chameleon52: I guarantee he's screaming. That's just a soundproof room.
Riza: What did she say to him before he flipped out?
Chameleon52: She said in her creeper voice, 'I'm gonna rape you~'
Everyone: O.o
Chameleon52: Yeah. She's obsessed with Envy.
Al: So what is she doing to him in there?
Chameleon52: You don't want to know.
Al: How do you know that?
Chameleon52: Because I don't want to know. And you haven't seen the craziness my mind holds yet.
Ed: But what about earlier when you were acting insane?
Chameleon52: That was me being normal.
Everyone sweatdrops.
Chameleon52: That's how I know you don't wanna know what my BFF is doing.
Winry: Didn't this use to be a truth or dare show?
Chameleon52: Oh yeah! Let's try some truth's okay? Great.
Scar- Do you enjoy blowing up faces?
Chameleon52: Well?
Scar: It isn't enjoyment or suffering. I'm doing the work that God has me doing and avenge my family.
Chameleon52: Wow. Passionate believers are often insane. Even in anime shows.
Ed: How so? Not that I disagree.
Chameleon52: Rose, Cornello, Scar. All passionate believers. All crazy.
Rose: I'm not crazy. I've simply opened my heart to God.
Chameleon52: Riza can I see your gun?
Riza: I'm very tempted to say yes.
Chameleon52: In that case back to dares!
Riza- Shoot Rose.
Chameleon52: Go, go, go!
Riza: -Pulls gun and fires 10 shots-
Rose: !
Chameleon52: She dead?
Riza: Someone test it.
Ed: I'm gonna go use alchemy to destroy every Sun God Leto statue.
Rose: -Silent-
Ed: She's dead!
Chameleon52: Great work everyone! After this chapter we can have a party.
Everyone but Rose: YAY!
Chameleon52: Back to truths!
Roy- Pick one: Riza, Olivier, Rebecca, or Winry.
Roy: To date?
Chameleon52: Yup.
Roy: Well Winry's too young. Rebecca's just a no. Olivier hates me. Riza…I pick Riza.
Chameleon52: Because you love her.
Roy: Well-
Chameleon52: Riza! Truth!
Riza- Pick Roy, Havoc, Kimblee, or Armstrong.
Riza: I hate Kimblee he's psycho, so is Armstrong. Havoc can't keep a woman for more than a day-
Havoc: That's Roy's fault!
Riza: Plus he's annoying and interrupts me so Roy.
Chameleon52: Because you two are in love.
Riza: I wouldn't say tha-
Chameleon52: Sure you wouldn't. Anyway I'm gonna go get Envy. Wish me luck.
Everyone: -Salutes-
Everyone stands in silence as they listen to what happens next.
Suddenly there are mass amounts of gunshots. They hear a girl scream and then Chameleon52 scream "ENVY RUN!" Then Envy ran by his clothes almost torn to shreds.
Envy: the horror…the horror…so…scarring…
Envy went to find an emo corner to hide in when EmoCuppyCake ran by. Chameleon52 was right behind her with a machete.
EmoCuppyCake: Okay I'm sorry! Jeesh! You don't even LIKE Envy!
Chameleon52: I don't care I need him for this fanfic! It's not gonna work if he's scarred for life!
EmoCuppyCake: Does that mean I can have him when you're done?
Chameleon52: Knock yourself out!
EmoCuppyCake: YAY! Bye Chameleon! Bye FMA people that aren't envy!
Ed: I thought she would never leave.
Chameleon52: That's not nice.
Ed: Who said I was nice?
Roy: Not me.
Chameleon52: Dare time!
Roy and Ed- Get locked in an elevator for 2 hours.
Roy: No way in hell.
Ed: Not with this bastard.
Chameleon52: Riza. Winry.
Riza and Winry: On it.
Wrenches and bullets rain down on the two men. To avoid the weapons they run into an elevator. The doors shut the second they get in and they're stuck.
Chameleon52: See you in an hour boys!
Roy: Let us out!
Ed: Now!
Chameleon52: Hey you guys wanna go see a movie?
Roy: What?
Riza: What's in theaters?
Ed: Are they serious?
Chameleon52: The Lucky One and The Hunger Games.
Roy: Oh my gosh! Let us out!
Winry: The Hunger Games!
Riza: Yeah let's go.
Al: Can the rest of us come?
Ling: Or is it a chick flick?
Chameleon52: Sure and no it's not a chick flick. I don't like chick flicks.
LanFan: Me either.
Mie: Same.
Ed: They have to joking.
Winry: Then let's go!
Chameleon52: Yeah! I love Peeta Mellark.
LanFan: I'm more Team Gale.
Winry: Have you seen Peeta? Talk about hot.
Roy and Ed: LET US OUT OF HERE!
Chameleon52: C'mon if we don't go now we won't be back to let them out in two hours.
Riza: That's supposed to be a bad thing?
The girls laugh and leave followed by the rest of the cast except for Ed, Roy, Envy who was hiding in an emo corner, and Rose who was dead.
3 and a half hours later~
Mie: That was so cool! Rue was my favorite character.
Winry: Mine was Katniss.
Chameleon52: Same as Winry.
Riza: Wait. Hold on. Everyone be quiet!
-Silence-
LanFan: What?
Riza: I don't hear Ed or Roy.
Riza Winry and Chameleon52 head over to the elevator. Slowly they reach out and open the doors only to find-
Ed: Got any 10's?
Roy: Go fish. Got any aces?
Ed: Go fish. Got any 8's?
Roy: -hands over card- Got a ten?
Winry: What are you doing?
Ed and Roy: Playing 'Go Fish'.
Riza: Why?
Ed and Roy: So we don't kill each other.
Chameleon52: And why are you saying everything at the same time.
Ed and Roy: We went through the next dare while you were gone.
Roy and Ed- Say everything at the same time like freaky twins.
Chameleon52: Oh.
Ed and Roy: Yeah. Hey author person?
Chameleon52: Yeah?
Ed and Roy: Truth-What is your name?
Chameleon52: Huh?
Ed: What do we call you? I mean Envy called you Author Lady but you have to have a name right?
Chameleon52: Call me Chameleon52, Chameleon, or Cammie. My real name is going with me to my grave.
Roy: Okaaaayyy. Can we end this chapter and go home now.
Chameleon52: One last dare-
Everyone: -Groans-
Chameleon52: -For our readers.
Everyone: Yay!
Chameleon52: I dare you to dare the FMA cast! Send me a review with your truths, dares, tortures, and other games they should play later!
Everyone: -Groans again-
Chameleon52: Till next time! Bye!