Bot dead yet, just really busy. And I really wanna cleverly name this story, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANY THING! Oh well I'll probably think of something right?

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Yeah probly not.


Dramatic Build Up

Jaune Arc had a problem that very few select people (every dude ever) have to deal with at some point in their lives. See, young, sweet, innocent Jaune was pitching a tent in his dorm room on this fine lovely morning. And with nothing better to do, (since Ren would literally kick her out of the room) Nora decided to be a good team mate and wake up her fearless leader as Pyrrha was getting ready for said beautiful morning.

But alas, poor Jaune made a mistake. For as Pyrrha was brushing her hair at the desk but a few feet away and the young Valkyrie jumped atop his bed, he feigned being asleep.

Present Time

"Nora pleeeeease! I'll get up in a minute!" Jaune whined, begging the determined Valkyrie to leave him be. "I just need 5 minutes!" But sadly for Jaune, Nora was determined to wake up her leader. As Jaune and the ginger haired demon wrestled for control of the bed Pyrrha did her best to not laugh as Nora was bouncing on Jaune's bed, poking and prodding him.

"Nora I'm awake! Leave me be!" Jaune begged. "No can do boss man! You gotta be dressed before your ready for the day!" The girl smirked. "Maybe if I i just rip~ the blankets off of you..." Jaune's eyes went wide in panic, him idly noticing as Pyhrrah got up from the desk. "No Please! Nora don't-" but to his dismay the girl yanked the blankets off, and the force was enough to send him toppling off of the bed. Landing in a heap on the floor he heard the door open.

"Is everything okay in here?" Jaune's blood froze, looking over from his position on the floor he saw ALL of Team RWBY standing outside the door. "Oh yes!" Pyrrha said happily. "Just Nora being Nora again!" And that's when he felt it. Nora's hand on his wrist, hauling him to his feet. And all of Team RWBY gasped. For Jaune Arc slept in a onesie. There was no way for him to explain his way put of this. A blush erupted like wild fire across his face as Ruby giggled, Blake rolled her eyes, Weiss looked like he offended her very existence, Pyrrha looked like she was about to faint, and Yang? Yang was dying of laughter.

"What?! This is a perfectly normal thing that happens!" But even through his embarsment he tried to not look like a total fool. "But it's so little Jaune!" Yang decided to tease after getting her breathing under control.

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No one moved. No one dared to speak. No one even - "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M AVERAGE!" And with that Yang was dying of laughter again.


This ended up being a lot shorter then i wanted it to be. Originally I was going to include a scene where Ren rolled over and Jaune used his "Tent" as an example, and have a whole scene where it was just Nora and Jaune. But i'm writing this at 4 am, so sorry if it's a little sloppy. Anywhoo, hope you enjoyed!