The Shota Dimension

Chapter 1

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A blonde haired boy walked through an endless white void. He couldn't remember how he had gotten there, but it felt like forever since he had seen his twin sister, Rin Kagamine. This is the famous 'shota' vocaloid Len Kagamine.

"Hmm? Now what could that be…?" Len asked himself as he saw a black thing in the distance.

He quickly ran closer and a small, blond, curly-haired boy jumped to his feet. Before Len knew it, the other was running away. "Wh-wait!" Len called after the boy.

After a bit of a heated chase Len managed to pin the boy on the floor. "Who the fuck are you and how did you get here?" Len asked harshly, glaring at the boy beneath him.

The boy shivered at the harsh tone and the glare. "I-I'm Latvia… My n-name is R-Raivis Galante," Raivis managed to stutter out, terrified of the vocaloid pinning him to the ground.

"Oh. Your one of those Hetalia humanized countries," Len said, getting off the latvian, brushing himself off.

Raivis nodded. "I-I really don't know how I got here. S-sorry," Raivis apologized, answering the earlier question.

"Oh, that's okay," Len assured the shorter country as he helped him up.

Raivis took Len's hand and brushed his suit off from laying on the floor as well. "A-are you hungry? I found this machine that gives you food if you ask it politely…" Raivis offered.

"That weird black thing is a food dispenser?" Len asked.

"Y-yeah,"

"Sure. I'm starving," Len said, still being able to see the black machine against the white void in the distance.

There was already a tray of food set carefully on the floor and Raivis sat in front of it, finishing off the bitten into chicken chunks and rice. Len went over to the machine. "Ummm… Can I please have some food?" he asked, trying to sound polite like Raivis had said.

A tray of Chinese-type food slid out of one of the shelves in the machine, a plastic cover on the top of it. "No silverware…?" he asked and a plastic bag of plastiware and a napkin flew right past Len's head.

"H-hey!" Len yelled out as he put the food tray on the floor, the shelf on the machine retracting once the food tray was removed from it, and ran after the flying plastiware.

He finally found it after a long chase scene, but when he went to go back he couldn't see the food dispenser on the horizon any more. "Ffffuck," Len cursed as he wandered around with his bag of plastiware and a napkin.

Eventually he gave up, saying, "Oh well. If I've survived this long I must not need food to live anymore…" he sighed.

"Weeee~!" A childish cry that sounded like it was coming from someone too old to do such a thing came out of nowhere.

"Wh-who-!" Len was cut off as he was glomped from above.

"Lenny~! There you are~. 'Ve been searching everywhere for you! Maybe I should make the shota dimension smaller…"

"Wh-what! I'm not a shota!" Len cried, trying to shake off the crazed teenage girl with shoulder length brown hair.

"Yes you are! And you belong to me, remember? Now, where's that stuttering cutie Latvia…?" I smile and got off Len for the moment, a tall, red collar appearing around the 'young' vocaloid's neck that trapped his chin inside it, the leash appearing in my hand.

"Come on, Lenny. And sing the 'Orphan Keeper Song' would you?" I ask quickly as I make my hovering axe appear and step on.

A red velvet throne-type seat comes from the handle of the axe and the line connecting it to the axe strengthened immediately. "Come on," I pull the shocked Len into the chair with the leash and he just sits there, amazed.

"You better not be broken," I joke awkwardly as the axe flies off and I notice the plastiware and napkin bag Len is holding. "Well that helps," I say and fly off towards the food dispenser machine.

Len finally snaps out of it. "Wh-what are you going to do with me and Raivis?" he asked.

I shrug. "I dunno. Make you guys sex in front of me?" I suggest.

"No way," Len glared at me.

I smile and turn around to look at him, my tongue flicking across my semi-pointed teeth. "But I already ruined you and made you gay right? And don't tell me you wouldn't want to be seme to that sweet piece of ass?" I smirk, "He'd squirm beneath you, face a flush, moaning at every-"

"ALL RIGHT ALREADY!" Len glared daggers at me and there was definitely a tent starting in his pants.

I stifle a giggle and land the axe in front of Latvia. Len groaned angrily. It was obviously directed at me, but Raivis shuddered. "Wh-what did I do!" he squeaked, looking at Len.

"Nothing. I just gave him a lot to think about," I smirk.

Len rolls his eyes and gets out of the chair. The luxurious chair immediately retracts and the large, red collar around Len's neck and chin disappeared along with the attached leash. I see Raivis about to freeze from shock and I lean down to kiss his cheek to keep him focused. Len gave me a questioning look, but went over to his coldening food tray and hungrily ate it all, nearly choking a few times.

Whoa there Len! No need to try so hard to kill yourself if I made you immortal!" I shake his shoulders scoldingly.

"Wh-what!" he yells and I chuckle, letting go.

"Gotta go~!" I say and hop on the hovering axe called, 'Bloody Axe' for no reason, and flew off on it quickly, yelling, "The Great Imaginer Zuzume, Out!" and disappear into the endless white void.

Len growled angrily at my disappearing figure and moves to sit by Raivis. "So… Tell me about yourself." he asks.


"Now where's Latvia…?" Estonia wonders as he lays back on his bed.


A/N: Sorry that TGIZ is such a Mary Sue…

I've made a second chapter, probably upload it soon.

plastiware – plastic silverware

Imma go read more Romano porn now.

Disclaimer: Len belongs to Crypton; Latvia/Raivis Galante belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya