I have no idea what in the world I was thinking when I wrote this other than what I actually was thinking while I was watching the movies. I hope ya'll enjoy it!
Random Zombie with no shirt on that the convoy passes in Resident Evil: Extinction: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!
L.J.: Yeah, ten points, twenty points! Yeah, bitches can't stop me now! (playing pinball in a bar)
Carlos (after Alice makes the birds burn and the feathers are falling down around them): Look guys, feathers! I say we have a craft time and make pillows!
Alice (after she burns the birds with her mind): Hey, Carlos, the force was with us!
Isaacs (In Vegas after he's set the Crimson Heads loose): Dearly Departed, we are gathered here today…
Angie: He's not a bad man. He just wanted to help me. Sure, he can sit around and make me a virus that will change how the world views genetic research forever, but he couldn't find any spare time to make me a freakin' sandwich?!
Nemesis: anything but STARS!
Mikey(upon seeing the Crimson Heads rushing toward the convoy): Well, it was nice knowing you guys. begins singing the death march
Yeah, it's not long, and I don't think they're very funny, but review and tell me what you guys think.