CHAPTER ONE: THE IMPOSSIBLE JUST BECAME POSSIBLE
He stood in the middle of the room speechlessly staring down at a plastic rectangle. How is that physically possible? The small object fell from his hands and onto the wooden floor. He swayed a bit, then walked slowly to the couch. He fell down onto it and stared at the door as if in a trance.
Around four hours later a blue-haired man walked into the room, "Ulquiorra, I'm hom—Ulquiorra!" He cuts of when he sees the man who usually is expressionless stare in horror at . . . nothing? The man ran over to Ulquiorra and started to shake him, "What's wrong! Are you okay? Did someone rape you! I'm gonna kill that fuckin' bastard!"
Ulquiorra blinked, "Stop overreacting Grimmjow. I wasn't raped."
"Oh. Well that's a relief," He sighs, "So, what is wrong?"
Ulquiorra stared silently at the floor, and that was when Grimmjow noticed the plastic rectangle shattered on the floor. He reached down and picked it up. Now it was his turn to stare in horror, "HOW IS THAT FUCKING POSSIBLE!"
"How am I supposed to know? This goes against the laws of nature…"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH SHIT AS FUCKED UP AS THIS!"
"Well neither have I since . . . I don't know… I'M A GUY!"
Grimmjow stood up and punched a hole through the wall screaming, "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! WHY THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN TO US!"
Ulquiorra suddenly felt a blinding rage towards Grimmjow's blinding stupidity and anger. He got up and slapped Grimmjow, "Quit being an idiot, you trash."
"DON'T FUCKING CALL ME TRASH YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
"Calm down. We need to consider what we are going to tell the others."
"The others—AW FUCK NO! WE ARE NOT TELLING THEM!"
"Why? Won't they wonder why we suddenly disappear?"
"Then we don't 'suddenly disappear'."
"What if I get fat? What'll we tell them?"
"You've been eating a lot lately."
"And you think they'll actually believe that?"
"No."
"Now. Who should be the first to know that I'm pregnant?"