Hola little peoplez
This is my second Random phone prank spin off story.
The M is Manny, F is Frida, and S is sartana.
enjoy
(the phone rings)
S: (ansers the phone) who dares call Sartana of the dead at this hour!
M: Is your refigerator running?
S: I dont have a fridge.
F: Then you better not catch it!
S: Wait what the?
F: can i have a taco?
S: No you cant have a taco!
M: NO YOU CANT HAVE A TACO!
S: I dont want a taco!
M: Well you should of thought of that before my dinosaur went to jupiter.
S: What are you talking about!
F: If your happy and you know it kick your mom!
S: Im not happy!
M: have you seen my hamster mr. sparkledoodoopants?
S: NO I havent seen your hamster!
F: YOU MONSTER! you ate Jim!
S: huh?
M: Jim was our best exploding monkey friend who was a lawyer!
F: now all we have is tomato flavored tomatos!
S: Who are you people!
M: I am the mustard king!
F: and I am the magical llama fairy of sparkles and pigs.
S: You know I can destroy you right.
M: You cant destroy us, we have bagels!
S: how does that keep me from destroying you?
F: THEY CAME FROM MY ENCHILLADA PORCUPINE!
S: Ok then...
M: F is for friends who do stuff together!
F: U is for you and-
S: QUIET! You were only annoying at first. but now you are a total nuisance.
M: Can I lick your arm?
S: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
F: Its time for a hillbilly moment!
S: leave me alone already!
M: super strong and super naked.
S: leave me alone!
(hangs up)
(Sartana then uses her guitar to destroy the phone)
(Django walks in)
D: Nana theres a phone call for you (he hands her another phone)
S: Thanks Jangy, now go suck on your pacifier!
D: YOU PROMISED TO NEVER TELL!
S: (answers phone) Hello?
M and F: PASTA!
S: NO!
hope y'all like it
fav. rev. and throw your teacher down a well.