I challenge you to a POKEMON BATTLE!" The blonde
boy with the stupid-ass lines on his face yelled.
The blue haired girly boy nodded. He pulled a red ball out
of his pants and threw it. "Gangstachu, I choose you!" A
dark rodent crawled out with an uzi and a pack of smokes.
"WUZZAP MUTHA'S?" It yelled.
"My turn," said the obviously, shall we say, special boy. "I
choose Michael Jackson!"
"NARUTO NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Who said that" said the voice of the pop star. Sasuke made
a run for it, but it was too late, Michael Jackson could smell
small boys miles away. "You look like you have a lot of
fun," He said to Sasuke.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Meanwhile, "Sakura, may I see that beanie baby?" Asked
Kakashi. She handed it to him. "Hmmmmmmmm, very
nice" he said.
"May I have it back now?" Sakura asked
"Have what back?" Kakashi asked as he stuffed it in his
Jounin vest. He laughed maniacally as he ran away only to
get hit by a truck driven by a HEAVILY drunk Kiba.
"OH MY GOD" Sakura screamed as she ran to Kakashi.
"Give me that," She added as she removed her beanie baby
from Kakashi's vest, then slapped him across his face.
Sasuke woke up after ours of pure terror. "Damn you
Naruto!" Sasuke muttered as he coughed up blood. Sasuke
made a few hand signs and yelled at the top of his
lungs,"Fire style, Fireball jutsu!"
However,his fingers were in the way when the fire was
unleashed," AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS!".