Disclaimer: I don't own them I just like putting them in funny situations!
Author's note: Okay this one's a quickie so bare with me...BARE with me? is that right....or is it BEAR with me? hmm....the mystery that is the English language....
The invitations had read thus:
"Party at Utena's....be there, or be square"
Everyone had gotten an invitation. That was how they all found themselves standing outside of Utena and Anthy's dorm on a Saturday night. Everyone was accounted for: Touga, Saionji, Akio, Miki, Juri, Wakaba, Nanami, Mitsuru, Shiori, Kozue, and a little aligator that seemed to be feeling very out of place...that was how the evening started, a group of people, some friends some enemies, some lovers and some that weren't related...it was a beautiful night and the moon was full and from inside the lonely dorm that contained only two beautiful girls the faint strains of music could be heard wafting on the warm breeze. With a smug look at the rest of the group, Akio was the first to walk up to the door and knock...
"This is actually a decent party!" Juri yelled above the stereo that was blasting Prodigy as she threw colored streamers up in the air, giggled, and continued to do the electric slide across the living room of the dorm.
"Yeah, I was worried it was going to suck...but you guys pulled it off!" Miki exclaimed as he took a quick break from making out with Nanami in the corner.
At a table off to the side Anthy and Utena smiled at each other as they received the praise...or was it because Akio had just lost another round at strip poker and was about to lose the only article of clothing he had left? The world may never know, but what we do know is that Akio threw his two sixes onto the card table and tried not to stumble as he took off his socks.
"Man! I cannot play cards tonight!" Akio cried. He burped loudly and looked to Touga to ask if he would lend a friend some clothes so he could keep playing but Touga (who was blowing bubbles in a glass of punch while lying in his boxers on the sofa a short ways away) was unmoved by his pleas.
"I already gave you most of what I was wearing!" Touga said right before he started laughing hysterically as Wakaba, who had been doing Sylvester Stalone impressions to a passed out Shiori, started to sing along to Britney Spears' latest hit that was now playing on the stereo.
"I'm a SLAVE....for you...." Wakaba said stumbling over and leaning against Saionji, obviously singing to him. Saionji blushed and pushed Wakaba away who would have fallen into a giggling heap onto the floor except that Kozue caught her.
In slurred words Kozue tried to talk some sense into Wakaba, who was still singing only now she'd changed the words around so that she was singing "I Would be a Slave for You You Ungrateful Bastard"
"Look Wakababa..."Kozue started....but realized that Wakaba's name had come out wrong. With a look of concentration she tried again,"Wa-ka-babababa.....Wakababababababababa" With a look of boredom she gave up and just let Wakaba sink to the floor where she stayed with her face pressed against the carpet as she continued to sing.
Crawling on hands and knees Kozue was going to try and find a bathroom, but instead found Chu-Chu and his friend the weird random Aligator trying to bully a barely coherent Mitsuru into eating a live goldfish. Poor Mitsuru was desperately trying to crawl away but Chu-Chu was sitting on his chest and holding the poor boys nose while the Aligator guy held the gold fish by the tail over Mitsuru's mouth waiting for him to open it in order to get a breath. The plan would have worked too, if Kozue hadn't chosen that moment to pick Chu-Chu up by the tail and squeal to the rest of the party goers while swinging the little critter around in circles:
"You have a MONKEY! That is SO COOL!"
Everyone who was able looked at the silly girl who was now squeazing Chu-Chu around the middle so tightly that his eyes were bugging out of his head. Her fame was only seconds long however because a groan came from Shiori who, as was previously stated, was passed out.
"I think I'm gonna hurl!" She moaned.
"Quick! Get her to the bathroom!" Utena yelled to her guests as she and Anthy finished a game of strip Twister. Quickly disengaging (no pun intended...) herself from Anthy, Utena ran to the groaning girl's side and tried to haul her out of the chair. Touga came to Utena's aid and helped to get Shiori standing. However, as often happens when one is going to vomit, being in a vertical position only made Shiori's position more perilous. To put it bluntly, once she was standing up she barfed on Juri.
"Oh Gross!" Nanami yelled while pointing at Juri's shirt that was now covered in chunks of whatever Shiori must have had for lunch (it was later discovered to have been two corn dogs, some french fries, and a Diet Coke). Miki was looking mesmerized and sort of pale as he stared at Juri's chest (not her BREASTS you perverts....just her chest) and it was obvious that looking at Shiori's throw up was only making him want to hurl himself (not HURL HIMSELF....well....what i mean is he was starting to feel sort of queasy too). Then Miki looked at Nanami who was snuggled up next to him and he realized that she wasn't wearing lipstick anymore, but she had been when she got to the party which meant HE must be wearing it now. Sure enough when he looked in the mirror hanging near the coat closet he saw that his lips were lined in a slutty shade of red. That did it for Miki. He barfed too.
"For Dios' Sake, why is everyone vomitting at our party?" Anthy exclaimed.
Akio was going to say something incredibly witty as an answer to that question, but was interrupted when Saionji suddenly picked up a microphone and started singing karaoke.
"Cause I'm your lady
And you are my man...
Whenever you reach for me
I'll do all that I CAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Saionji was getting his Celine Dione groove thing on while Utena and Touga dragged Shiori, who was once again passed out, outside to the pool (Utena has a pool???!) and dumped her into the deep end.
Juri stood at the edge of the water watching the brown haired girl sink to the bottom, "Stupid Bitch" she muttered before stripping down to her bra, throwing her dirty shirt into the water and going back to the party.
When Juri entered the doorway she took a quick look around to assess the situation. Akio and Touga were now strip arm wrestling...Wakaba was sprawled at Saionji's feet where Kozue had left her while Saionji was just coming to the second verse of his song...Miki was busy trying to hide his throwup under a large potted plant in the corner, while Nanami was trying to get Mitsuru to put on one of Anthy's dresses. But where were Anthy and Utena? Suddenly the two hostesses were nowhere to be seen....
With her vision going in and out of focus, Juri staggered toward the kitchen where she thought she heard maniacal laughter...
"Dude! I told you this party would rock!"
"You were SO right! We have got to do this again sometime!"
Juri heard the voices more clearly as she got to the door and swung it open to reveal Utena and Anthy standing at the counter filling the punch bowl with Absolut Vodka.
"Aha! So THAT'S what's going on here!" Juri yelled in a loud angry voice. Loud enough to grab the attention of everyone at the party. Touga and Akio came into the kitchen to see what was going on (I will not mention the fact that they were holding hands), as did Miki who had Chu-Chu and the Alligator sitting on his head but didn't look as if he knew it, and even Nanami came into the kitchen dragging Mitsuru behind him who was...well...he was wearing a pair of Anthy's underpants on his head. Saionji and Wakaba didn't come because Saionji was just getting into his next set of Celine hits while Wakaba was in the bathroom attempting to hang herself with some soap on a rope she'd found. Sadly, Kozue had wandered out unseen by all to fall in a drunken daze into the pool so she was unaccounted for.
Everyone looked at Anthy and Utena who, with guilty looks on their faces, still held the bottles of vodka over the punch bowl. Juri was pointing angrily at them and everyone else was just staring.
"I can't BELIEVE THIS!" Juri shrieked.
"Um....we can explain...." Utena began but was cut off.
"You had CHEX MIX all this time and you didn't bring it out to the party! That shit's the bomb!" Juri yelled as she grabbed the bag off the counter and headed out the door with everyone following suit.
Utena and Anthy looked at each other in numb, half drunk silence. Then with an evil smirk Anthy reach into a cabinet and grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
"This is going to be one hell of a party..." she said as she began pouring it into the bowl.....
Author's note: Okay this one's a quickie so bare with me...BARE with me? is that right....or is it BEAR with me? hmm....the mystery that is the English language....
The invitations had read thus:
"Party at Utena's....be there, or be square"
Everyone had gotten an invitation. That was how they all found themselves standing outside of Utena and Anthy's dorm on a Saturday night. Everyone was accounted for: Touga, Saionji, Akio, Miki, Juri, Wakaba, Nanami, Mitsuru, Shiori, Kozue, and a little aligator that seemed to be feeling very out of place...that was how the evening started, a group of people, some friends some enemies, some lovers and some that weren't related...it was a beautiful night and the moon was full and from inside the lonely dorm that contained only two beautiful girls the faint strains of music could be heard wafting on the warm breeze. With a smug look at the rest of the group, Akio was the first to walk up to the door and knock...
"This is actually a decent party!" Juri yelled above the stereo that was blasting Prodigy as she threw colored streamers up in the air, giggled, and continued to do the electric slide across the living room of the dorm.
"Yeah, I was worried it was going to suck...but you guys pulled it off!" Miki exclaimed as he took a quick break from making out with Nanami in the corner.
At a table off to the side Anthy and Utena smiled at each other as they received the praise...or was it because Akio had just lost another round at strip poker and was about to lose the only article of clothing he had left? The world may never know, but what we do know is that Akio threw his two sixes onto the card table and tried not to stumble as he took off his socks.
"Man! I cannot play cards tonight!" Akio cried. He burped loudly and looked to Touga to ask if he would lend a friend some clothes so he could keep playing but Touga (who was blowing bubbles in a glass of punch while lying in his boxers on the sofa a short ways away) was unmoved by his pleas.
"I already gave you most of what I was wearing!" Touga said right before he started laughing hysterically as Wakaba, who had been doing Sylvester Stalone impressions to a passed out Shiori, started to sing along to Britney Spears' latest hit that was now playing on the stereo.
"I'm a SLAVE....for you...." Wakaba said stumbling over and leaning against Saionji, obviously singing to him. Saionji blushed and pushed Wakaba away who would have fallen into a giggling heap onto the floor except that Kozue caught her.
In slurred words Kozue tried to talk some sense into Wakaba, who was still singing only now she'd changed the words around so that she was singing "I Would be a Slave for You You Ungrateful Bastard"
"Look Wakababa..."Kozue started....but realized that Wakaba's name had come out wrong. With a look of concentration she tried again,"Wa-ka-babababa.....Wakababababababababa" With a look of boredom she gave up and just let Wakaba sink to the floor where she stayed with her face pressed against the carpet as she continued to sing.
Crawling on hands and knees Kozue was going to try and find a bathroom, but instead found Chu-Chu and his friend the weird random Aligator trying to bully a barely coherent Mitsuru into eating a live goldfish. Poor Mitsuru was desperately trying to crawl away but Chu-Chu was sitting on his chest and holding the poor boys nose while the Aligator guy held the gold fish by the tail over Mitsuru's mouth waiting for him to open it in order to get a breath. The plan would have worked too, if Kozue hadn't chosen that moment to pick Chu-Chu up by the tail and squeal to the rest of the party goers while swinging the little critter around in circles:
"You have a MONKEY! That is SO COOL!"
Everyone who was able looked at the silly girl who was now squeazing Chu-Chu around the middle so tightly that his eyes were bugging out of his head. Her fame was only seconds long however because a groan came from Shiori who, as was previously stated, was passed out.
"I think I'm gonna hurl!" She moaned.
"Quick! Get her to the bathroom!" Utena yelled to her guests as she and Anthy finished a game of strip Twister. Quickly disengaging (no pun intended...) herself from Anthy, Utena ran to the groaning girl's side and tried to haul her out of the chair. Touga came to Utena's aid and helped to get Shiori standing. However, as often happens when one is going to vomit, being in a vertical position only made Shiori's position more perilous. To put it bluntly, once she was standing up she barfed on Juri.
"Oh Gross!" Nanami yelled while pointing at Juri's shirt that was now covered in chunks of whatever Shiori must have had for lunch (it was later discovered to have been two corn dogs, some french fries, and a Diet Coke). Miki was looking mesmerized and sort of pale as he stared at Juri's chest (not her BREASTS you perverts....just her chest) and it was obvious that looking at Shiori's throw up was only making him want to hurl himself (not HURL HIMSELF....well....what i mean is he was starting to feel sort of queasy too). Then Miki looked at Nanami who was snuggled up next to him and he realized that she wasn't wearing lipstick anymore, but she had been when she got to the party which meant HE must be wearing it now. Sure enough when he looked in the mirror hanging near the coat closet he saw that his lips were lined in a slutty shade of red. That did it for Miki. He barfed too.
"For Dios' Sake, why is everyone vomitting at our party?" Anthy exclaimed.
Akio was going to say something incredibly witty as an answer to that question, but was interrupted when Saionji suddenly picked up a microphone and started singing karaoke.
"Cause I'm your lady
And you are my man...
Whenever you reach for me
I'll do all that I CAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Saionji was getting his Celine Dione groove thing on while Utena and Touga dragged Shiori, who was once again passed out, outside to the pool (Utena has a pool???!) and dumped her into the deep end.
Juri stood at the edge of the water watching the brown haired girl sink to the bottom, "Stupid Bitch" she muttered before stripping down to her bra, throwing her dirty shirt into the water and going back to the party.
When Juri entered the doorway she took a quick look around to assess the situation. Akio and Touga were now strip arm wrestling...Wakaba was sprawled at Saionji's feet where Kozue had left her while Saionji was just coming to the second verse of his song...Miki was busy trying to hide his throwup under a large potted plant in the corner, while Nanami was trying to get Mitsuru to put on one of Anthy's dresses. But where were Anthy and Utena? Suddenly the two hostesses were nowhere to be seen....
With her vision going in and out of focus, Juri staggered toward the kitchen where she thought she heard maniacal laughter...
"Dude! I told you this party would rock!"
"You were SO right! We have got to do this again sometime!"
Juri heard the voices more clearly as she got to the door and swung it open to reveal Utena and Anthy standing at the counter filling the punch bowl with Absolut Vodka.
"Aha! So THAT'S what's going on here!" Juri yelled in a loud angry voice. Loud enough to grab the attention of everyone at the party. Touga and Akio came into the kitchen to see what was going on (I will not mention the fact that they were holding hands), as did Miki who had Chu-Chu and the Alligator sitting on his head but didn't look as if he knew it, and even Nanami came into the kitchen dragging Mitsuru behind him who was...well...he was wearing a pair of Anthy's underpants on his head. Saionji and Wakaba didn't come because Saionji was just getting into his next set of Celine hits while Wakaba was in the bathroom attempting to hang herself with some soap on a rope she'd found. Sadly, Kozue had wandered out unseen by all to fall in a drunken daze into the pool so she was unaccounted for.
Everyone looked at Anthy and Utena who, with guilty looks on their faces, still held the bottles of vodka over the punch bowl. Juri was pointing angrily at them and everyone else was just staring.
"I can't BELIEVE THIS!" Juri shrieked.
"Um....we can explain...." Utena began but was cut off.
"You had CHEX MIX all this time and you didn't bring it out to the party! That shit's the bomb!" Juri yelled as she grabbed the bag off the counter and headed out the door with everyone following suit.
Utena and Anthy looked at each other in numb, half drunk silence. Then with an evil smirk Anthy reach into a cabinet and grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
"This is going to be one hell of a party..." she said as she began pouring it into the bowl.....