Hello. My name is SurkariAlover13 and this Code Geass: Cell Phone Conversations. I got the idea by reading Lelouch and Kallen's Conversation and Lelouch and Suzaku's Adventures which are both written by adayday2. I hope you enjoy this.

The Deadly Song

Ring-ring.

Lelouch:*picks up phone*

Lelouch:(This better not be Kallen about the underwear party that me, Rivalz, and Suzaku had in her room.)

Lelouch:Hello?

Suzaku: Hey Lelouch.

Lelouch:Oh, Hey Suzaku.

Suzaku: What's up?

Lelouch: Oh, nothing, just reading a book and thinking of a plan to destroy The Britannia Empire.

Suzaku: Say what?

Lelouch: I said I'm love reading.

Suzaku: Oh, that's cool.

Lelouch:(Is he really that stupid?)

Surkari: Yes. Yes he is Lelouch.

Lelouch: Yeah, whatever. So, why the hell you call?

Suzaku: WHAT?

Lelouch: ...What?

Suzaku: I can't believe you! I can't call my BEST friend-

Lelouch: Ha!

Suzaku:-and just talk to him like the good buddies that we natural are.

Lelouch: *sigh* I guess your right. So, what is it that you want to talk abo-

Suzaku: WHY DID YOU JUST LAUGH?

Lelouch: What? What do you mean by that?

Suzaku: I mean that you laugh when I said best friend.

Lelouch: (laughs uncontrollably)Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Suzaku: STOP THAT! Y-Y-You scaring me Lelouch.

Lelouch: S-s-s-o-o-or-y. Force-force of habit.

Suzaku: Since when was this a habit.

Lelouch: After I watch season 2 of Code Geass on YouTube.

Suzaku:Code...Geass?

Lelouch: Yeah. It's a show and I'm the main character!

Suzaku: Really? Am I in it?

Lelouch: Yeah and Nunnally, Milly, Shirley, Kallen, Rolo, C.C, and hell; even Rivalz and Nina are in it.

Suzaku: Really? That's insane!

Lelouch: I know!

Suzaku: So, what's it about?

Lelouch: Okay, I'll tell you, but to save time; I'll make it short.

Suzaku: Okay.

Lelouch: Good. It's about when I make a group called the Black Knights-

Suzaku: Hey! That's same name like the ones in real life.

Lelouch: ...

Suzaku: ...

Lelouch: WOW! I never notice that. Thanks for me telling me that.

Suzaku: Your welcome. See Lelouch, you could learn a few things from me.

Lelouch: Like how to be an idiot.

Suzaku: Yeah-what?

Lelouch: Are you always this dumb?

Suzaku: When I think about...yes!

Lelouch:*sigh* Can we get on with this?

Suzaku: Of course, my love.

Lelouch:Ha! You wish I was!

Suzaku: Wish you was what?

Lelouch: Forget it. Now can you stop interrupting me.

Suzaku:Sure. Sorry.

Lelouch: Yeah, whatever. Anyway,where was I...Oh yeah. I called it The Black Knights and we go fight against the Britannia Army.

Suzaku: Wow! That sounds like what's happening right now like... you really did create the Black Knights and...you really are... ZERO!

Lelouch:(Oh no!)

Lelouch: Hey Suzaku, you wanna listen to a song?

Suzaku: Sure. Why not.

Lelouch: Alright. Here I go. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!

Suzaku: No!

Lelouch:NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!

Suzaku: NO! NO! NO!

Lelouch: NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE!

Suzaku: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Lelouch: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE-

Suzaku: NOOOOOOOO! DON'T SAY IT!

Lelouch: -AND HURT YOU!

Suzaku:-collapses on the ground-

Lelouch:Hello?Suzaku?

Suzaku:...

Lelouch: ...You still there buddy?

Suzaku: ...

Lelouch:*shrugs*

After 5 minutes of silence from Suzaku, Lelouch hangs up continues to read his book call, "5 Deadly Songs". The next day, the police came over to questioned Lelouch about Suzaku's "sudden" death. After that, they search his room and they found a book.

He was asserted an hour later.

RING-RING

Nunnally:Hello?

Lelouch: Hey, Nunnally.

Nunnally: Hi onii-san. What's up?

Lelouch: Um... listen... Funny story actually...

Nunnally: You're in jail again for sing, right?

Lelouch: Uh-huh.

Nunnally: GOD DANM IT! NOT AGAIN!

Lelouch: Oh yeah.

Lelouch:-starts to sob on the phone-

Lelouch: Pleeeeeeaaaassse pay my bail Nunna-chan.

Nunnally: *sigh* Fine.

Lelouch: Thank you.*Sniffles* Thank you so much.

Nunnally: Yeah yeah yeah. I'll be over there in a sec.

Lelouch: Once again, thank you.

Nunnally: BUT, you owe me by taking me shopping.

Lelouch: Yes. Anything for you.

Nunnally: Bye

Lelouch: Bye

End?

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