Damn Vampires…
*Whoosh* I am…. Eduardo, The infamous Eduardo, the "brave" Eduardo, And the Awesome Eduardo….
Mexican cousin to the SUPER AWESOME COOL Edward as they say. But I prefer calling him cousin. I hopped the border from Mexico to Texas in search for the one I've smelled for about 19 years.
Finally, I made it to Ass Wipe Kentucky. I have found out her name it is a beautiful name… Ballerina. I Watch her through the window to her ballerina lessons, *crash* she fell... again... Due to her belief in vampires like my cousin Edward, I'm LITERALLY invisible...