"Dude. I am soo bored." Craig said as he sat on the steps by the school yard, watching the others play football or gossip in a corner.
"Yeah. Me too." Clyde stood next to him, leaning against the school and taking a large interest in the sky, showing just how bored he was.
"Yknow, winter break starts pretty soon. We should do something."
Craig groaned at the thought.
"Cant we just sit at home all day and play Xbox or something?"
"That's what we do everyday, Craig." Clyde dead panned
"Yeah, I know." Craig said 'matter-o-factually'.
"We should do something fun. Like fishing or or boating! Maybe even skiing! Yeah, skiing!"
"Ew. All of those things sound lame." Craig dead panned again "And plus then I would miss Red Racer. "
Clyde rolled his eyes before letting an irritated scoff erupt from his throat.
"Don't you ever wana do something different? Something Exciting?!" Clyde said with a mixture of enthusiasm and irritation.
"No. I like things the way they are. Normal. Its nice."
"Pleeaaaaasseee" Clyde was now on his knees in front of Craig, begging. Crying and whining like the little wuss he is.
"Pleease, Craig. Just this oonce?"
Craig rolled his eyes and sighed at how big of a baby his friend was. I mean, seriously. But he just couldn't say no to that crying, whining, chubby, baby face of his.
"...Finee..." He said, before cutting off Clyde bursting excitement with his finger. "But it cant be just me and you, though. People will think we're fags."
Clyde rolled his eyes before stating "People aren't going to think we're fags, Craig. No one will even know or care that we're going skiing over winter break. I mean, really, who would even care about that?"
"Still." Craig said, in his mono-tone voice "I think its still pretty faggy to have two guys go on a skii trip together with no one else."
Clyde let another irritated grunt out of his mouth. "Ok Fine. So if I get the group to go, will you go?"
Craigs dull eyes stared at Clyde's bright ones, before he responded blankly.
"Yes."
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(Disclaimer: South Park belongs to Matt and Trey, lalala, all of those people, ITS A GOOD SHOW OK. and you should all watch it c:

Not really a first chapter, more or less like a prologue...kiiiinndddaaa...

So, therefore, the other chapters will be longer! :D