Movie Parodies: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Disclaimer: Jack enters shot on The Black Pearl. You really think this pathetic excuse of a writer owns this stuff. You should get your head checked!

Introduction:

Elizabeth:Yo ho. Yo ho. I want to be a pirate!

Gibbs:You have a horrible singing voice. Please be quiet before I get a headache. Wait it's also bad luck.

Norrington:Mr. Gibbs that is enough. She is only a child. Sorry Elizabeth I would have to agree with Gibbs.

Gibbs:It's bad to sing about pirates with this poorly made simulation smoke.

Norrington: Whatever!

Elizabeth: Look! There's a boy in the water who I will later fall in love with!

Norrington: Bring him aboard. I need some decent competition.

Governor Swann: Elizabeth he is in your care even if I don't approve of your love to him later.

Elizabeth: Wow! Pretty necklace. I'll take this! YOINK

(she takes the piece of gold, then sees The Black Pearl sailing away)

Writers: It's going to take too long to film the next eight years so we'll skip them. It has now been eight years since that day and Elizabeth is 20.

(knock on door)

Governor Swann: Elizabeth, I'm coming in. I have a dress I want you to wear when Norrington proposes to you.

Elizabeth: You spoiled a plot device father, but isn't it also Norrington's promotion ceremony.

Governor Swann: Yes, I suppose so. Just act like you care about him and say yes to his proposal.

(Elizabeth can't answer as she is having trouble breathing in the corset)

Servant: Mr. Turner is here to see you.

Scene changes. We are now shown a shot of Will breaking a candle holder on the wall.

Governor Swann: Did you just break that?

Will: No it was like that when I arrived.

Governor Swann: Oh. Never mind. Can you just show me the sword, your fancy trick and then let me pass my compliments where they are not due? I have more important things to do.

Elizabeth: Hello Will, the love of my life. I had a dream about when we first met.

Will: Really? I have no idea what you're saying as I am staring at your perfect face.

Scene changes again and we see Jack standing on the mast of his boat.

Jack: Why does this ship leak? I borrowed it without asking fair and square. Nothing was said about leaks.

We see the sign and the three pirates at the gallows.

Jack: Sorry mates. You weren't very good at talking your way out of things, were you?

Harbormaster: You there. You need to pay to tie up your ship, even though you won't have a ship for much longer.

Jack: It's not my ship, but I'll give you three shillings and we'll forget about my ever coming. Then I'll take your money bag. That sound good to you, savvy?

Harbormaster: I suppose. Good day Mr. Smith.

Mullroy: You're not allowed on this dock.

Jack: Really? Oh well, I'll just trick you into forgetting I'm here and I'll attempt to take that ship anyway!

Murtogg: That ship? points at Dauntless That would be the Dauntless, but the Interceptor is much faster. You should take that one.

Jack: Thanks for the advice, but The Black Pearl is much faster. I'll just leave you two to have an argument over its existence.

Murtogg: Hey he's on the ship. Let's go have a nice conversation with him.

Mullroy: Okay.

Elizabeth and Norrington on the forts.

Norrington: Will you marry me?

Elizabeth: I can't think of a way to get out of this so I'll just faint.

She faints and lands in the water. Jack, Murtogg and Mullroy see her fall.

Jack: Keep an eye on my things as you two idiots don't have brains enough to save her.

Jack dives into water and rescues Elizabeth. He cuts off her corset and sees the gold.

Jack: Where did you get that? Can I have it?

Elizabeth: No! I need it so I can get onto The Black Pearl.

Jack: Okay then. Who's going to be the one to chain me up?

Norrington: I am.

Jack: Oh good. Jack's hands are chained and he takes Elizabeth hostage. Great. Now give me my belongings so Elizabeth can put them back on me.

Norrington gives Jack his things.

Jack: You will remember this day forever blah blah that you almost caught me- Captain Jack Sparrow blah blah. Here's the girl.

Jack attempts to push Elizabeth into Norrington, but Elizabeth will not move.

Jack: I need you to move so I can make my escape.

Elizabeth: Right. Sorry, I forgot. I just am really desperate not to marry Norrington.

Jack: Sorry, I can't help you there, but some undead pirates will kidnap you soon and they'll take you away.

Elizabeth: Finally something to look forward to. You don't know how boring it is to be a governor's daughter. Pretty clothes…

Jack doesn't hear anymore as he has made his escape. Norrington and the army look at her briefly, very confused, before running after Jack.

A/N: Just so that you know I have absolutely nothing against POTC. It's such a great movie. Now please review!