A.N.: Hey everybody! Soifool here! I have joined Captain-Blue-Cat-94's challenge! This will meet the requirements and this is my first Yorusoi so I hope you fans like it and don't post flames. Soi's awesome b-day is coming up finally, who else is excited! This does not take place in the soul society, but in the real world, I'm going to try and make this the best and put some humor, which I always do into it!
I have chose this to be rated T, since I don't think anything too mature is going to be in this. I love kind, positive reviews so...Post those! I want at least five before I continue! Sooo yeah! I'm sure you all will enjoy this funny, romance story if you don't...meh I don't care!
DISCLAIMER!: Rated T, contains swearing, I do not own the characters or any concept of Bleach, those belong to Tite Kubo Sensei! I don't own NOTHING!
Dialogue: "hey!"
Thought/Flashback/emphasis: what's up with that?
Action/onomonipoia: Boom!
February 5th, SIX more days until SOI FON'S B-DAY!
DAY 1: Hurdles of Life
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. " – Cher
It was a normal day in Tokyo, Japan, more specifically in the Kuroki Electronics & Games Corporation where Shaolin Fon worked her butt off, but the young chinese woman never used her true birthname.
Soi Fon. Soi Fon was her name, and that's what she preferred.
She had been dreading for this day... the day the big boss, Hideo Kuroki himself, came. Not only was this guy one hell of a wealthy sucker, but he was strict up the ass. He hated when something was done wrong in his presense, and he especially hated tardiness.
Today he had ordered a meeting discussing the matters of their new product, I Cry Blood, the new action, thriller game they had developed. Millions of copies have already been sold, the boss wanted them to discuss the idea of a second one. He had asked everyone including Soi Fon, to bring in their idea and present it. That was all why Soi Fon had been nervous. She had her idea ready for the big day, and was anxious to show and present...But her day turned out differently than to what she expected.
Sunday, February 5th, 8:30am
*Beebebeep, beebebeep, beebebeep*
"Shut up !" Soi Fon yelled slamming her palm on the button on her alarm clock. She than flipped over to go back to sleep facing Yoruichi's tan, healthy face. Yoruichi had woken up from the racket too and stared at Soi Fon's face, "Aren't you supposed to go to work Soi?" she asked yawning. Soi Fon mumbled something into the pillow and ignored Yoruichi's words.
Than that's when it hit her.
"Damn!" She yelled uncovering herself and getting out of bed, "The boss is coming!"
"Oh yeah, that's right..." Yoruichi glanced at the clock, "Don't you go to work at eight?'
"Yeah..."
"It's eight-thirty..."
Soi Fon's eyes widened, "Eight-thirty! I set it to eight!"
Yoruichi's eyes wondered and she whistled casually.
"You set it! Why dammit!" Soi Fon yelled.
Yoruichi hated it when Soi Fon yelled, especially at her, "I'm sorry Soi...I just didn't want you too-"
"Don't play with me Yoruichi! Everything in life seems like a joke to you, you really need to find a job or something." Soi Fon hurried into the shower.
Yoruichi was silent after that, she always tells her that. Yoruichi just thought she wasn't up for a job...Soi Fon was. She is so mean sometimes, oh Soi...I wonder how your going to be on your birthday...
Soi Fon finished her shower, dressed her nicest, did her hair, and ate breakfast. I'm so dead she thought over and over.
"I'll see you later Yoruichi, but if I don't come back that means I was eaten," Soi Fon said kissing Yoruichi goodbye.
"Oh, I'm sure he'll forgive you, see ya" Yoruichi said handing Soi Fon her work.
Soi Fon quickly took her work and headed out to her black Chrysler 300C, getting in she headed to work.
The drive went well until an elderly woman was having trouble crossing the street, Soi Fon's irritation grew until she couldn't take it anymore and got out of her car.
"Hey lady people have places to go so..." Soi began.
"I know, I know," the woman said, "Go on now"
She's a grouchy one I see... Soi Fon went to grab her arm, "Do you need help-"
Slap!
Soi Fon was on the road once again with a stinging red cheek, getting closer and closer to her destination.
When she finally got there she rushed inside clutching her project close to her. The elevator was a big annoyance...especially with that stupid classical music playing overhead and the man who she could of swore was staring at her. Soi Fon turned to look at him with a scowl that could make the boogeyman cry and the man got frightened and hurried off. On the next floor some woman and her little kid got on. Who the hell brings a kid? The kid had to press all the buttons and start screaming.
Soi turned to the woman, "Shame on you for having sex with the devil."
The woman gave her a dirty look and covered the kid's ears,"How dare you!"
The woman bent over to talk to the child, and Soi couldn't help but see the tattoo on her lower back.
Soi turned to the child once the mother stood up, "Your mom's a tramp, or maybe that was her previous occupation before she had you."
The womans jaw dropped, "Your wrong in the head to say such things to a child!"
"When I'm right, I'm right, and when I'm wrong, I'm still right." Soi Fon smiled. the lady left soon after.
Soi Fon finally made it to her floor and regretly opened the door to the meeting room. Everyone turned to her and Kuroki scowled,
"Where have you been all this time Fon?" He questioned rather loudly.
"I accidentally set the alarm wrong on my clock, and I've been through hell and back so..."Soi explained.
"Whatever, please display your work." He said annoyed.
Soi Fon set her work on the stand, "Let me show you all what I've been thinking would be a great concept for a sequal to I Cry Blood." Soi Fon flipped the page over, "This is what I think!"
She could hear slight laughs from the group and a red-faced Kuroki looking like he would explode, "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!"
Soi turned and looked to see what was wrong and was horrified to see a horribly drawn picture of the boss and over that in red read "Hideo Kuroki can kiss my ass! That's one big hog that could make a lot of ham!" That's when she noticed he was attached to a picture of a pig's body.
She couln't tell who was redder the boss or her, Soi was drenched with sweat and embarrassment. What had she done? Did she really do this? Yoruichi!
"I-I'm so sorry sir, I-I seriously have a great idea if you'll just-" Soi Fon was cut off.
"YOUR FIRED!" He screamed loud enough to break the windows.
Soi Fon's mouth was opened in shock and she felt nothing but failure...What had she done...
Soi got all her stuff from her office and headed home. She didn't notice the tears that welled up in her eyes. Dammit, dammit, dammit! What the hell happend! My job that I loved is gone...Yoruichi I messed up big time...
Soi Fon made it to her loft and bursted through the door, Yoruichi who was cooking lunch stopped what she was doing to see what had happened.
Soi Fon sat on the couch, her hands through her hair with frustration. "Yoruichi...did we get drunk last night?"
"Yeah, what happened Soi?" Yoruichi sat next to her.
"I-I messed up Yoruichi...I really fuckin' messed up..." Soi Fon mumbled.
Yoruichi knew what had happened and put her arms around Soi Fon's neck, "You can find a new one Soi, I know you can this shouldn't stop you."
"*sniff* I know..." Soi whimpered.
"Damn Soi your making me tear up," Yoruichi whispered.
They both hugged and cried, after that they ate and talked about their night last night.
"So Soi, "Youruichi began, "Excited to turn twenty five Saturday?"
Soi Fon sighed.
Well!
What'd you all think...I didn't think I can do it! I hope to get the best reviews because this was just gorgeous! I don't own the car look it up and see that cool thing! Dang, I impressed with myself... It's like a real movie.
Good reviews: More Chapters so...You know what to do.
I really hope Captain-Blue-Cat-94 likes this too.
I'll see you all later!
soifool~ Over and out