This is a song I wrote for my very dear friend Fish (who appears in Pirates
of the Mausoleum!). She loves Snape from J.K.ROWLING'S (i.e. not my) Harry
Potter series. So imagine Fish is singing this, (or you if you love Snape)
because although it took me ages to write this song, I don't agree with it!
This song is meant to be sung to the tune of the main theme from 'Fame'. And I've kept the rhymes as close as possible! Though you might have to sneak in an extra syllable or two to make it fit. Btw on line 3 of the second verse, the singer pauses to let some other random person yell "WAND!" in a random voice in the gap, then carries on singing! LMAO! Enjoy!
V1:
Baby, look at him; he's got that pallid skin, You ain't seen the best of him yet, give him beer and maybe he'll lose his vest! He likes Slytherin, he's got an evil grin, His love of green no-one can mistake but he screams when he sees a snake!
Chorus: Remember his name! (Snape!) He's gonna live forever, he already knows how to fly , (Snape!) We're gonna get it together; people will see us and sigh, (Snape!) I'm gonna make him adore me, though I know he'll never be tame (Snape!) And I'll just say to those who implore me, you'd better remember his name!
(Remember, remember, remember, remember!) (CUE THEME MUSIC HERE- DAH-DUH DAH DUH-DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH....DAH, DAH, DAH-DUH DAH DUH-DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH-DUH DAH....DAH! DAH!)
V2: Baby he loves night; his robes are far too tight Though he smells just like a red rose, I love him for his Roman, aquiline nose! Snape it's you I dig; I bet your 'WAND' is big! Your silken voice could put me to sleep; how dare they call you a creep?!
Chorus: Remember his name! (Snape!) He can sometimes be a rotter, he likes to make Granger cry (Snape!) You'd better watch out, Harry Potter, 'cos he's got that glint in his eye! (Snape!) If he doesn't start to use shampoo, I'm gonna die of shame, (Snape!) Oh Sevvie-kins I love you; that's why I scream out your name!
SEVVIE! I mean, SNAPE!
This song is meant to be sung to the tune of the main theme from 'Fame'. And I've kept the rhymes as close as possible! Though you might have to sneak in an extra syllable or two to make it fit. Btw on line 3 of the second verse, the singer pauses to let some other random person yell "WAND!" in a random voice in the gap, then carries on singing! LMAO! Enjoy!
V1:
Baby, look at him; he's got that pallid skin, You ain't seen the best of him yet, give him beer and maybe he'll lose his vest! He likes Slytherin, he's got an evil grin, His love of green no-one can mistake but he screams when he sees a snake!
Chorus: Remember his name! (Snape!) He's gonna live forever, he already knows how to fly , (Snape!) We're gonna get it together; people will see us and sigh, (Snape!) I'm gonna make him adore me, though I know he'll never be tame (Snape!) And I'll just say to those who implore me, you'd better remember his name!
(Remember, remember, remember, remember!) (CUE THEME MUSIC HERE- DAH-DUH DAH DUH-DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH....DAH, DAH, DAH-DUH DAH DUH-DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH-DUH DAH....DAH! DAH!)
V2: Baby he loves night; his robes are far too tight Though he smells just like a red rose, I love him for his Roman, aquiline nose! Snape it's you I dig; I bet your 'WAND' is big! Your silken voice could put me to sleep; how dare they call you a creep?!
Chorus: Remember his name! (Snape!) He can sometimes be a rotter, he likes to make Granger cry (Snape!) You'd better watch out, Harry Potter, 'cos he's got that glint in his eye! (Snape!) If he doesn't start to use shampoo, I'm gonna die of shame, (Snape!) Oh Sevvie-kins I love you; that's why I scream out your name!
SEVVIE! I mean, SNAPE!