Title: Seme-Uke Sempai!
Disclaimer: I own Naruto!... pfft, I wish :3
Warning: amateur YAOIness :, …..and an attempt at me being funny
A/N: Eh, I've read enough SasuNaru, NaruSasu stories to make your head spin (heh, Hidan….), however when it comes to writing my own…well lets just say that at least I tried …..; Haven't written a fanfic in a while, and I forgot most of the lingo. :3
Summary: The age old debate! Which ninja is the proper Uke?!? Uchiha Sasuke? Uzimaki Naruto? Both? (heh heh take turns…) Here's a list comparing the Uke-ness and Seme- ness of Sasuke! Wheeeee
UCHIHA SASUKE
Legend: UKE Seme
It's in his name
Stronger than Naruto
Naru-Chan is just too cute :
Knows what to do XD
Wants to see what Naruto is capable of
He has a manor….new bed each night new experiences!!!
Seems more like a mom
Naru-Chan was drunk, and he took advantage of it X
He's an Uchiha; they can do anything X
He's an Uchiha; they can do anything X
Will do anything to kill his brother
Wants to be better than Itachi at everything….
Feels bad for Sakura, so he'll go easy on Naruto :3
Less suspicious at his manor….harder to notice two boys making out :3
Wants to take a picture of Naruto for Sai…. 'nuff said :
Manor soundproof walls….so they can do it as HARD as they want, as LOUD as they want, and as LONG as they want X
Lacks Hatred
A/N: Okay, so I've only watched….what? Like 7 episodes of the anime ? X So I don't know what the manor actually looks like so… Ya, so when I say manor, just imagine the manor the Adam's Family has . Hmmm, consider this a practice fanfiction….heh heh I intend to get more personal and more involved in the Naruto characters…. :
P.S. Ha ha, did any of this make any sense?