1. Foxy is not a morning person. Treat her as you would Ironhide if you need her awake.

(They're both alike in one aspect-Capable of leveling the base if you put them in a bad mood. You've been forwarned.)

2. If you want to live, don't demean Foxy by mocking her status as a female.

(She's called 'Rage Femme' by the Terror Twins for a reason.)

3. Just because Foxy lets Ironhide, Bumblebee, and Barricade call her their bitch does not mean you should.

(You think she gets pissy when you wake her up, call her one and see what happens. I dare you.)

4. Don't threaten Foxy. It will not work.

(There are a select few she will even listen to, namely Optimus and Lennox.)

(Foxy: After being tortured, abused, beaten, captured, starved, and not to mention shot at, I'll give you a freakin' medal or something if you do manage to successfully threaten me.)

5. Don't climb the 'Bots without permission.

(Foxy: Not only does it irritate them, but if you do it to Prowl there's a chance he'll glitch and come crashing down on top of you... Ouch. Not fun.)

6. If you want to see a musical, get Foxy drunk.

(Foxy: Is true. I can sing, I can dance... sort of, and if it doesn't make you laugh I don't know what does. XD)

7. Don't tease Foxy about her size. She may be shorter then Jazz, but she's violent.

(Foxy: I'm thirteen feet tall in bipedal mode, and Jazz calls me Little Bee for a reason. I'll give you such a sting you'll be in the medbay faster then you'll know what hit you. Not to mention you won't be leaving the medbay for a while, either.)

8. The best way to get on Foxy's good side is with either coffee, bacon, or fried chicken.

(Foxy: If they're together, they're even better. :D)

9. To keep Foxy quiet, give her a sheet of bubble wrap.

(Optimus: It works very well during meetings with liaisons. The popping can be muffled easily as well.)

10. Don't let Foxy anywhere near insects.

(Ratchet: She even so much as senses an insect, she promptly loses all forms of sanity. I didn't believe it was possible for humans to move as quickly as Blurr, but Foxy disproves that.)

11. Don't leave Foxy outside during a thunderstorm.

(Short one-shot on this later.)

(Foxy: Let's just say one of two things will happen. One, I'll flee blindly. Two, I'll try to wedge myself in the smallest space possible.)

12. If you feel like a night of recharge due to Foxy insistently cuddling/snuggling with you, watch a horror movie with her.

(Sides: I found this really cool one called 'Pet Sematary'. It had pets in it, so I figured she'd like it... *shakes helm* She wouldn't let go of my faceplates throughout the entire thing. Then, when it was over, she insisted she recharge with me. I asked her why she didn't recharge with Jazz, and she said that Jazz wouldn't want to be pulled out of it. Seemed like a good answer, so I took her back to our quarters. She took up the whole berth, I was squished on the edge of it, and she still insisted on cuddling!)

13. No Furbies.

(Foxy: There's a list of who these things freak out. Prowl, Red Alert, First Aid, Sunstreaker, me, even Bossbot. He says the eyes are 'eerie, in that they do not move, but they appear to register your presence anywhere in the room'. Well put as always, Optimus.)

14. Don't scare Foxy excessively.

(This is one of the easiest ways to get an accidental injury. For example-)

(Foxy: I was reading in a corner of the main hangar, and Skidz crept up on me. He roared right in my ear, and I screamed, flailed, then leapt into the air. Turns out, I'd flung my book right into his interfacing equipment while I was flailing. XD He dropped like a stone. When Ratchet heard what happened, he laughed. Very hard. XD)

15. Don't 'play possum' with Ratchet. It won't work.

(Neither will 'playing dead', 'faking sleep', or 'ragdolling'. He's got scanners that register your heart and breathing rates, not to mention body heat. He is a medic, after all.)

(Foxy: He thanked me for not running after he'd scooped me off my couch. -_-)

16. Don't dare Ironhide to do/not do something. He'll do/not do it just to spite you.

(Foxy: Yup. He was threatening to blow my shoes to ash since they were so old, and guess what slipped out while I was yelling at him? 'Don't you dare!')

('Hide: I dared. Those were not foot coverings, those were a pathetic excuse for rubber and fabric.)

(Foxy: They were my first and favorite pair of Converse.)

17. The puppy-dog pout only works on Bee, Blue, Hound, Whiplash, and Ironhide.

(Foxy: Ironhide's only in the list because he can't say 'no' to Anna's. XD Otherwise, you're not his problem. Be warned, though. Bumblebee knows the ways of the Pout too, and may just use it on you in return. It's the most adorably sparkbreaking thing you'll ever see.)

18. Fair warning: Foxy likes to snuggle, but only on her own time.

(Foxy: I was pissed, and I guess Sides finally decided to snuggle me. Oops. I sent him to the medbay with some pretty deep claw marks in his chest plate.)

19. Don't take away Law and Order:SVU, NCIS, CSI, Doctor Who, Star Trek Next Gen, Loony Toons, or Spongebob unless you want to start a riot.

(Foxy: Ratchet tried banning SVU when I didn't stop watching it like he'd ordered... He learned that you don't mess with my crime dramas. XD Bee, why are Spongebob and Loony Toons in the list, dude?)

(Bumblebee: *whistling innocently, optics rolling up to the ceiling* No idea! *grins innocently*)

(Foxy: *arches an eyebrow at him* Uh-huh, sure. *smirks*)

20. Don't take away Foxy's music.

(She loves that stuff just as much as Jazz. You clear everything out... well...)

(Foxy: I'll use your head as a disk on Jazz's deejaying table. Without the rest of you attached.)

Here's my new story! I know some of you probably don't know who Foxy is, but if you'll look on my page, you'll see where she came from! The story involving how she met The Autobots will probably be up either tomorrow or the next day. Forewarning, it starts out in a different movie, then she ends up in the Bayverse. It's a crossover, CarsXTransformers. :) Hope you enjoy, and RandR, pretty please? With enough I can get my own Jazz plushie! *squee*