Work
By, Emani
Disclaimer: All of these characters are trademarks of Nickelodeon and were used without permission.
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French Narrator: Ahh, a normal day at the local Krusty Krab where Spongebob is busily working on making the perfect Krabby Patty.
SW: Spongebob, 2 Krabby Patties to go! Spongebob! I don't have all day!
SB: *dings bell* Here they are, most squiddy one!
SW: Gimme a break.
MK: BREAK! WHO SAID THAT HORRIFYING WORD!
SB: It was Squidward!
MK: Squidward!
SW: What now, Mr. Krabbs?
MK: I thought I told you NEVER USE THAT WORD!
SW: What? You mean break?
MK: Yes! That word!
SW: Yes, sir...
MK: Good. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
SW: Krabbs can shove that word up his --
P: Hello Krusty Crew!
SB: Hi, Patrick!
SW: What will you have, Patrick?
P: Uh.... *drool drips*
SB: Well, while you're deciding, Squidward, I've gotta secret to tell you
SW: Let me guess. You're my neighboor.
SB: Nope! *goes to SW's ear* You're shirt's on backwards.
SW: Huh? *turns around quickly*
SB & P: *burst out laughing*
Customers: *burst out laughing also*
P: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
SB: Oh, brother! *starts giggling in his high pitched voice*
SW: Anger. Frustration. Humiliation.
SB: Oh, don't worry, Squidward! Just go change it before.. before... *giggles*
SW: *grabs SB by his shirt* Before what?
SB: You rip your pants.
*Big pause*
Everyone except SW: *bursts out laughing*
P: *pounding the ground and laughing so hard he's crying* Ripped pants!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
MK: *laughing* Squidward, ah, lad, you're so funny!
SB: Don't worry Squidward, its ok. We're not laughing at you, we're laughing WITH you!
SW: Sure...
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SW: *walks home and slumps down on the couch*
SW: *phone rings*
SW: Hello, you've reached the household of the most humiliated person on the planet please speak after the *blows in clarinet*.
SB: Hi, Squidward!
SW: What do you want?
SB: I just want to tell you that someone's at you're door. They've got a black box too.
SW: Really? I bet it's the Art Institute of Bikini Bottom.
SB: I don't know. Go to your door to check. *hangs up with a giggle at the end*
SW: *walks to the door and opens it*
SW: Hello -- *pauses to see no one there*
SW: *head starts to get read and steams* SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SB: Yes!
SW: @$%^&*&@#$%^&**&^%$*^%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SW: *phone rings* Hello?
Art Institute of Bikini Bottom (AIBB): This is the Art Institute of Bikini Bottom and we are wondering if you would like to apply.
SW: Really? Oh I'd love to!
AIBB: Thanks, we'll send you a letter and a brochure about the wonders of AIBB!
SW: Thanks, so much! *hangs up* Today I start living!
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To Be Continued...
By, Emani
Disclaimer: All of these characters are trademarks of Nickelodeon and were used without permission.
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French Narrator: Ahh, a normal day at the local Krusty Krab where Spongebob is busily working on making the perfect Krabby Patty.
SW: Spongebob, 2 Krabby Patties to go! Spongebob! I don't have all day!
SB: *dings bell* Here they are, most squiddy one!
SW: Gimme a break.
MK: BREAK! WHO SAID THAT HORRIFYING WORD!
SB: It was Squidward!
MK: Squidward!
SW: What now, Mr. Krabbs?
MK: I thought I told you NEVER USE THAT WORD!
SW: What? You mean break?
MK: Yes! That word!
SW: Yes, sir...
MK: Good. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
SW: Krabbs can shove that word up his --
P: Hello Krusty Crew!
SB: Hi, Patrick!
SW: What will you have, Patrick?
P: Uh.... *drool drips*
SB: Well, while you're deciding, Squidward, I've gotta secret to tell you
SW: Let me guess. You're my neighboor.
SB: Nope! *goes to SW's ear* You're shirt's on backwards.
SW: Huh? *turns around quickly*
SB & P: *burst out laughing*
Customers: *burst out laughing also*
P: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
SB: Oh, brother! *starts giggling in his high pitched voice*
SW: Anger. Frustration. Humiliation.
SB: Oh, don't worry, Squidward! Just go change it before.. before... *giggles*
SW: *grabs SB by his shirt* Before what?
SB: You rip your pants.
*Big pause*
Everyone except SW: *bursts out laughing*
P: *pounding the ground and laughing so hard he's crying* Ripped pants!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
MK: *laughing* Squidward, ah, lad, you're so funny!
SB: Don't worry Squidward, its ok. We're not laughing at you, we're laughing WITH you!
SW: Sure...
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SW: *walks home and slumps down on the couch*
SW: *phone rings*
SW: Hello, you've reached the household of the most humiliated person on the planet please speak after the *blows in clarinet*.
SB: Hi, Squidward!
SW: What do you want?
SB: I just want to tell you that someone's at you're door. They've got a black box too.
SW: Really? I bet it's the Art Institute of Bikini Bottom.
SB: I don't know. Go to your door to check. *hangs up with a giggle at the end*
SW: *walks to the door and opens it*
SW: Hello -- *pauses to see no one there*
SW: *head starts to get read and steams* SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SB: Yes!
SW: @$%^&*&@#$%^&**&^%$*^%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SW: *phone rings* Hello?
Art Institute of Bikini Bottom (AIBB): This is the Art Institute of Bikini Bottom and we are wondering if you would like to apply.
SW: Really? Oh I'd love to!
AIBB: Thanks, we'll send you a letter and a brochure about the wonders of AIBB!
SW: Thanks, so much! *hangs up* Today I start living!
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To Be Continued...