My Homestuck

by Sofren Harken

My friends and I would have never suspected this to happen. We never new that trolls and SBURB could be real. But, they are. This is the story of My Homestuck. Rated T for language. Self Insert Story of myself and my friends. Don't like, don't read.

1. silverGarnetz

Hi. My name is Sofia. I am a devoted Homestuck Addict. Now if a week ago you had said that the troll universe was real and that there were troll versions of ourselves there, I would have agreed with you, because that's what I think. But to actually be CONTACTED by said alternate universe troll self, now that's different. Well, let me give you a little back up story before this starts.

Like I said before, my name is Sofia. Sofia Henderson to be exact. I love a number of things like horror movies and music. I enjoy drawing and occasionally writing as well. My best friends are Mateo, Eric, and Scott. Mateo and Eric are both Homestuck fans and I'm slowly converting Scott.

Life has been decent for the past 14 years of my life. I have never had many friends due to the weird aura I give off. Many think I'm insane to some extent and really, I just don't fit in with the usual crowd. I wear dark colors, but I'm not goth or emo. I like hard rock and metal music but sometimes enjoy the occasional pop song. I'm at the top of most of my classes and I rarely talk to anyone. Most of my talking is through the internet via Steam.

That's pretty much my life. So when I get a message on my Pesterchum account (a thing of which I haven't used in months due to it glitching and Steam being better) I, as I usually due, flip the fuck out and proceed to almost have a heart attack from surprise. I immediately respond to this person in the first way that comes to mind:

- silverGarnetz [SG] began trolling crazeeSpirit [CS] -
SG: ~Hello
CS: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU CONTACTING ME?
SG: ~Well that s not how I expected this to turn out
CS: Seriously, whoare you talking to me!
CS: I have random encounter turned off and I havent logged on her in months
SG: ~Well I have my ways
SG: ~Look who I am isnt important right now, the only thing that is important is that you, eric, mateo, and scott play this game before its to late.

SilverGarnetz [SG] has sent file )(-ell_and_Heavven_and_Alterniia

CS: Why should I trust you? And why does this file have our patron troll's quirks in it?
SG: ~Youll see darling, youll seeee~~~~~

- silverGarnetz [SG] ceased trolling crazeeSpirit [CS] -

Okay, what the fuck is going on?