Story: Family Guy: Mayor Adam West Returns As Batman Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata & Time Master
Written: May 2007
Remastered: July 4th, 2016
Genre: Humor/Mystery
Rating: T (Violence, Language)
Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy or its crazy cast of characters.
Bat West Rising
Mayor West's Office
It was a typical evening in Quahog. The Griffons were doing their usual stupid and crazy antics somewhere in town, and Mayor Adam West was conducting important business in his office.
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"What do you want from me? What do you keep ringing at me all day? Are you trying to convey some sort of message or something to me?" says Mayor West to his telephone. He was hiding stealthily behind hs desk, while his phone rang off the hook all day.
His assistant then enters the room.
"Maybe you should answer the damn phone once in a while so it'll stop ringing at you," his assistant says, stopping in front of his desk.
"Shhhhh…I'm onto it…you'll ruin my plan to shut it up!" Mayor West says, peeking out from behind the desk.
"Whatever," the assistant says, rolling her eyes. "Here's a letter for you," she says, dropping it onto the floor before leaving his office.
Mayor West gets up from behind his desk and pulls out a pair of scissors from his desk. He proceeds to cut the telephone line to make the phone stop ringing.
"Who's smarter now?" he taunts slyly at the now silenced phone. He then looks down and picks up the letter and reads it.
Dear Mayor West
The Quahog Police Department needs your help in solving a string of mysterious robberies. Please come to the Police Station on the double.
Sighed, Officer Joe Swanson
The Mayor puts down the letter, a look of determination in his eyes. He walks over to his closet and opens it and begins going through his costumes. He pulls out a clown costume, a ballerina costume, a moose costume, and eventually a French Maid costume.
"Haven't seen this in a while. Ah, those were the days," he reminisces, unaware that his assistant was looking into his office with a 'WTF' look on her face.
Soon he found his old 1960's Batman costume. He slips it on, having a bit of trouble since it was a couple sizes too small.
"Beware, villains of Quahog, Batman has returned," he says to no one in particular. He walks over to his desk and looked around for a button.
"Now where's that button to the trap-door that'll whisk me away to the Bat-Cave? I need to quickly get to depths of Quahog somehow…" he thought out loud.
After minutes of thinking, he looked behind him at his 3rd-Story window.
Outside The Mayor's Office
Mayor West's assistant was just getting off of work. She steps outside and began to walk home, when she hears a loud crash from above. She turns around just in time to see the Batman-ish Mayor West crash into the pavement after he had jumped out from his office window from above.
"Sir, the button to the entrance of your Bat-Cave is within your mansion, dumbass," she says, before leaving the area.
"Oh…right…" Mayor West says, wincing in pain, his legs and back broken.
"Um…a little help here...anyone?" he says, still lying there on the ground alone unable to move.
Continue on to the next chapter!