Hi. so I really like The Big Bang Theory. I hate myself if I miss a episode. I am absolutely a fan of Shamy. Amy is funny and smart like Sheldon. But really, can we blame Sheldon for the way he turned out. He's lucky he's not living with his mum like Howard, although I have nothing against Howard. Anyway, this is when Sheldon is meeting those girls that are interested in him and his work but I'm changing it a bit. What if one of those girls didn't mind Sheldon's quirks? What if she was understanding?
In the library one day on the weekend Sheldon sat down in the children's section like before and hoped the librarian wouldn't make him go out again. Sheldon was reading the ugly duckling while a six year old blonde girl sat opposite him.
"Huh," Sheldon said fascinated.
"Do you like ducks?" Asked the little girl.
"Oh, yes. I enjoy them just like Chinese food." Sheldon smiled at her.
"You like eating them?! Ahhh!" She screamed and ran.
"Denise, come back here!" Ordered the new red haired librarian. She had black rectangular glasses on, red lipstick, a white blouse, and a black skirt that was two centimeters above her knees. "Oh, I'm sorry was she disturbing you?"
"No, no. It's alright, I was just heading out anyway."
"Wait," The librarian blocked Sheldon. "Do you mind going out for a coffee. It's the least I could do."
"Well, alright. But I'd rather have tea instead."
"Oh, me too. I was just saying that because...well, everyone's saying that."
"I'm certain not everyone is. You know there are people without a voice-"
"I know, I know I was joking." She smiled.
"Oh, darn I knew it!" Sheldon wasn't very good at reading peoples expression. Sheldon took the librarian to his work place that was usually closed.
"So, shall we get our tea's?" Asked the librarian.
"Oh, no I'm not thirsty."
"Oh,"
"BAZINGA!" Sheldon joked. The librarian laughed even though she had no idea what it meant, she guessed it was something he used as a joke.
"Why am I laughing?"
"Well, because I have made something in your mind appear what I said as funny and-"
"I know why I'm laughing." She still giggled.
"The names Sheldon, Sheldon Cooper."
"Nice to meet you, the name's Piper Goldwyn." Piper shock Sheldon's hand. "I'll get us both water bottles from the bending machine." Piper always brought spare change with her. When Piper sat down Sheldon didn't touch it.
"Correct me if I'm wrong but your last name sounds like you could be a scientist, I'm a Theoretical Physicist." Sheldon said. Piper laughed. "Why is that so funny?"
"Well, Sheldon. In my spare time that I have experiment with chemicals to get rid of flies or bacteria I the bathroom." Piper said.
"Huh, I would have had a million guesses and I would of never gotten that." Piper laughed again and pulled a straight face. "Did I do something wrong?"
"No, no your just so funny." Her face breaks into a smile.
"No-on else think so."
"Oh, Shelly." Piper put her hand on Sheldon's hand but Sheldon took his hand away."Sorry." Piper pulled away.
"Would you like to meet my friends Piper?"
"Oh, yes, I would love that." Sheldon walked with Piper up the stairs and found Penny waiting by Sheldon's door with her arms folded and still on her pajama's.
"Afternoon Penny." Sheldon greeted Penny.
"Sup moon pie." Penny nodded her head.
"I honestly wish you would stop calling me that."
"So, who's the girl?"
"I'm Piper, it's nice too meet you." Piper looked Penny up and down.
"What? You gotta problem with me in my boxers?"
"No, no it's just- I don't know, a decent person would wear a roab perhaps."
"Listen honey I only get dressed if I'm going anywhere." Piper looked around seeing as she didn't know Penny flatted here. "I flat here, bitch."
"I'm sorry is there anything we can help you with?"
"Oh, yeah. Leonard won't let me in so I can smack his guts out."
"I can help you with that." Sheldon smiled and unlocked the door and Penny pushed her way in.
"Alright Leonard, start talking." Penny said. Leonard looked at Sheldon disappointed and ran into his room slamming and then locking his door. "Unlock this door right now Leonard!" Penny banged Leonard's door.
"I wonder what that's all a bout." Piper said.
"I don't, I find it's best to stay out of peoples business."
"Fair enough-"
"Bazinga!" Piper giggled and suddenly Rajesh and Howard entered without knocking.
"Who's the lady?" Howard said in a flirty voice, Howard got a text from Bernadette. "Speaking of, I better get back to my lady."
"But you just got here." Piper says.
"Yes, and here I'm not getting laid." Howard said and left.
"So, who are you?"
"He's Raj. He doesn't talk to woman unless he's drunk."
"Oh, you poor poor thing." Piper hugged Raj. Raj smiled and did thumbs to Sheldon and stopped when Piper broke away. Raj waved and left.
"Ah, that's it Leonard were over!" Penny yelled and left.
I hate myself for making Penny nice, she will be though she just got angry, I won't tell you why.