A/N: This makes ABSOLUTELY no sense, and it isnt supposed too, but I found it too funny. I went to www. prillalar drabbles /, typed in a bunch of random words (per the prompts) and this is what it spit out! ENJOY!

Jaded Lang Syne

Draco sipped naughtily at his drink and stood jaded behind a boy. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel handsome and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how calculating his hand got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Draco knew very well why he was at the party: to see Harry.

Ah, Harry. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his abandoned neck made Draco's heart beat like the flowers need the rain.

But tonight everyone was masked. Draco peered huskily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Harry. There, he thought, the man over by the boy, the damaged one with the dog mask. It had to be Harry. No one else could look so idealistic, even in a dog mask.

He began to walk Draco's way and Draco started to panic. What if he actually talked to Draco?

Harry came right up to Draco and Draco thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Harry said lazily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the wand," Draco said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so eager.

Just then, a babyish voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Draco's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Harry might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Harry swept Draco into his arms, bent him on the bed, and kissed Draco obligingly, slipping him the tongue and groping his face.

Draco could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out magically and pulled Harry's mask off his face. It was Harry! "I knew it was you," Draco said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Harry said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Draco watched him go. He would be right back, Draco was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.