Chapter 1
Laughter echoed around the mall, resulting in several stares from various people. These stares were directed to the subjects of this story. Our very well-known idiots: Elizabeth and Ashley.
'Hey!" Elizabeth yelled. "I am not an idiot!"
Well excuse me.
"You're exsqueezed!" Ashley shouted.
Anyway, onto the story. The dastardly duo-
"Did you just call me a bastard?" Elizabeth growled, glaring at the sky.
"You idiot blonde! She said dastard!"
I object. I said dastardly.
"Whatever." Ashley muttered.
Can we get on with the story?
"Yes. Yes we can." Elizabeth agreed.
Good. Now, at this precise moment a store popped up.
"Hey!" Ashley objected. "Make it sound awesome!"
Fine. At this precise moment a store full of magical goodies popped up.
"Good. Now continue."
Elizabeth and Ashley stared at each other then at the store. Shrugging, they walked into the strange glowing pink-
"Why does it have to be pink?" Elizabeth argued.
Do you have a problem with pink?
"Yes I do actually! It needs to be red and black!"
"No! It needs to be green and black!" Ashley retorted.
"Red!"
"Green!"
"Red!"
"Green!"
You know what?! It's the color I say it is! Now, they walked into the strange glowing pink store since they had nothing better to do.
"I have plenty of better things to do! I don't have to listen to your fat ass insulting me!" Elizabeth roared.
Quit interrupting me! They walked into the strange glowing pink store since they had nothing better to do. Candy floated above their heads leading to a pale man with long brown hair, a black hat, and a candy cane for a cane.
"Come here kids! We can have fun together!" He giggled.
"Ah!!!!" Ashley screamed. "It's Orochi-wonka!"
Sigh. Anyway…They walked down a hall to a small tunnel. A giant sign was placed above it stating "BEWARE: DO NOT ENTER OR YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!" in large, bold, neon, blinking, glittering, letters with arrows pointing to them.
"Hey! That looks fun!" Elizabeth squealed, immediately running into the tunnel.
Ashley followed behind her, skipping while singing "We're off into the tunnel! The wonderful tunnel of odd!"
After a few feet, they were engulfed by a bright light.
"Don't walk into the light!" Ashley shouted.
And thus, Elizabeth walked into the light. Ashley shrugged and followed her. A few minutes later – or so they thought-
"Hey! Narrators can't lie!" Ashley rebuked.
Well I did! You think it's been a few minutes but it's really been five hours!
"Ha! I tricked the truth out of you!"
I hate you. Anyway. They woke up five hours later to see that they were cats.
"Ho. Ly. Shiz. A. Ma. Niz." They said each syllable separately as they looked at the sky.