Stan: (Try to fix the camera, moving to the left, then the right) Almost got it.

Stan: Welcome to our very first "Ask the South Park Kids". If you want to ask one of our friends you can.

Kyle: Yeah, you can ask any question you want. Even is it a dare challenge, or even a rp question.

Cartman: Always leave a review to writes more questions such as "Why Kahl is a faggot." and "Why Jews are Evil" (Kyle was furious and punched Cartman in the face, and started a battle).

Stan: Yeah, leave a like and a review. If you have a question, we'll answer them. Right Kenny

Kenny: (Yeah, we'll read the reviews and-) [He was killed by the stairs]

Stan: OH MY GOD!, They killed Kenny

Kyle: You Bastard

Ask The Kids

Boy:
Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Eric Cartman

Kenny Mccormick

Butter Stotch

Craig Tucker

Tweek Tweak

Clyde Donovan

Token Black

Jimmy Valmer

Jason White

Timmy Burch

Kevin Stoley

Dogpoo Petuski

Gregory of Yardale

Christophe DeLorne

Pip Pirrup

Damien Thorn

David Rodriguez

Bill Allen

Fosse McDonald

Scott Malkinson

Bradley Biggle

Girls:

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

Nichole Daniels

Red

Sally Powder

Lola

Millie

Heidi Turner

Esther Stoley

Annie Knitts

Jenny Simons

Goth Kids:

Micheal

Henrietta Biggle

George "Firkle" Smith

Pete Thelman