Title: What's So Great About Girls?
Author: kira
Word Count: 200
Rating: Adult
Genre, AU/Canon: Buddy fic, Pre-canon
Characters: Renkotsu, Jakotsu, Bankotsu, Suikotsu…
Summary: Renkotsu's latest conquest sparks a discussion with Jakotsu about the merits of girly bits…
Author's Note: Special thanks to Hime-sama for naming this fic.
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"You should have seen it, Jak, it was the best-" Renkotsu started to say.
"Like I'd give a shit about some whore's smelly bitch crack!" the cross-dresser scoffed.
"She wasn't smelly at all, Jak and her cave of heavenly delights was tight and virginal. It was quite pleasurable to be there." Renkotsu leaned back against the post holding up the veranda's roof and sighed. He sipped his sake.
Jakotsu rolled his eyes, before narrowing his gaze at the fire-breather. "There's nothing tighter than my ass, right, Aniki-chan?"
Bankotsu looked up from the game of shogi he was playing with Suikotsu and grinned. "He's got you there, Ren," he said.
The claw-bearer chuckled.
"See? Instead of wasting your time, mucking about in some smelly rotten bitch crack, Ren, you could be enjoying me," the cross-dresser sweetly replied.
"Well, your cave of heavenly delights isn't all that…" Renkotsu paused to choose his words carefully.
"All that what?" Bankotsu prompted as he moved his lance forward.
"Yeah…?" Jakotsu added. He shoved his hands in his sleeves and waited expectantly for the fire-breather's reply.
"Uh… comparable to a woman's as yours is obviously superior…" Renkotsu said dryly.
"You'd better believe it!" Jakotsu said smugly.