I own nothing of Wreck-It Ralph. That's Disney and Pixar's shtick. I also don't own the song, "The Wrestler," my theme for Ralph. That belongs to Bruce Springsteen. All I own is this silly, little poem.


You see that big rock

Falling into the mud

The stone folks mock?

Its pride breaks with each thud.


You see that one-legged dog

Hopping all over the place

As lost as someone in a fog?

It falls flat on its face.


You see that no-good bum

Standing on your front door,

Crooked smile, smelling like the slum?

He doesn't wanna melt through the floor.


Flowers, flowers everywhere

All except here.


The stars got it all and more.

How come the rock didn't know?

Why didn't the dog see it before?

Where should the bum go?


"It isn't here", the stars say.

"Nothing's here; get the point?"

"Fine, have it your way.

Sorry to disappoint."


There's a way up there.

But the stars are right.

The gold is nowhere here.

So find another way to the light.


Flowers, flowers everywhere

All except here.


Gunshots and shouts ring away

Rocks end up crushed down

Dogs put to sleep if they're astray

Bums buried facedown


The goal's worth all the trouble.

Nobody said winning was a cinch

Except the wind makes for double.

Can't seem to brush it off in a pinch.


But the wind's got its own problems.

Mountains block it wherever it goes.

Gotta get one of those emblems

Cuz the wind can't run wherever it blows.


Flowers, flowers everywhere

All except here.


"Scratch my back, and I scratch yours."

Sounds fair enough; the task's almost done

Getting closer to those star-studded doors

At least until the wind says it can't run.


This ain't the end of things yet.

This rock's gonna break through.

This dog's gonna dig, ready and set.

This bum's fired up, strong and true.


It's gonna work, gonna go far and long.

There's no mistake about that.

Run, wind, run, keep going strong.

Earth's shifting at the drop of a hat.


Flowers, flowers everywhere

Even one here.


But the skies don't look right.

Mountain Majesty leads somewhere and nowhere.

Not a win-win way in sight.

None of this is right or fair.


There's the gold that started it all

Dreams feel so mocking this time

Now they're the start of a fall

Hearts will sound like a broken chime


No other way to win this part.

The rock has to hurt the gale.

The dog has to tear this apart.

The bum's gotta give up and fail.


Flowers, flowers everywhere

All except here.


"You really are a bad guy."

That was the truth all along.

And the wish to be high in the sky

Shook everything like the ring of a gong


This ain't the end of things yet.

This rock's gonna break through.

This dog's gonna dig, ready and set.

This bum's fired up, strong and true.


"I am bad, and that is good."

"I will never be good, and that's not bad."

That's what had to be understood.

And for the first time, the bum is glad.


Flowers, flowers everywhere

Never be here.


Wind comes a-running and crashing

Rocks don't have to break out and away

Dogs don't have to fall flat and wasting

Bums don't have to lose their way.


Look there, here comes the sun,

Everything lost comes back to life

Purposes return to let the wind run

This bum hasn't lost in the strife


Don't need to reach up anymore

That gold can rust for what it's worth

Things are better than they were before

Look the same 'cept there's a smile on the earth


Flowers, flowers everywhere

Not one here.


Flowers, flowers elsewhere

One calls out bold and loud

A new friend, a new dream there

Bum smiles; don't need to make a sound.


G'night folks. :)