I'm bored, so here's a story for you people. :P
I OWN ONLY THE PLOT. DAMN IT.
Len yawned as he walked into the bathroom with a change of clothes and a towel. He turned on the bath and let it fill up as he closed and locked the door and took his clothes off. (O/O) He turned off the tap and slid into the tub. The water felt really nice and warm. He laid his head back and relaxed. After a few seconds, he felt like something wasn't right. He opened his eyes and looked down. At the sight of a yellow mermaid tail, Len screamed. He hesitated to reach out his arm and poke the tail. He felt that. Poke. That, too. Poke. And that.
"W-what the hell…!" Len was breathing heavily because of his fear, and he began to sweat.
"Len, what was that scream?" Len heard Rin on the other side of the locked door.
"I-it was nothing!" Len tried to shoo Rin away, but of course it had no effect.
"Are you okay in there?" Rin asked cautiously. "It sounds like you're in pain or something." You could begin to hear anger in her voice.
"N-no, I'm just t-taking a b-bath!" Len panicked more.
"Len, unlock this door now!" Rin yelled angrily. "I know something's wrong in there! LET ME IN!"
"Y-you can't come in!" Len shrieked.
"I'm going to count to three, and if this door isn't open, I'm breaking the lock." Rin threatened.
"1…"
"OH CRAP! WHAT THE HELL RIN STAY AWAY!"
"2…"
RIN, I'M FINE! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"3!"
The door's handle flew off and the door itself broke open. A very pissed off Rin stood in the doorway, and Len tried to hide his tail all the way under the water.
"What the hell is wrong with you!" Rin yelled.
"I told you I was taking a bath!" Len argued.
"I don't care!" Rin screamed. "Why are you hiding your legs?"
"I can't-"
"IT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR LEGS!" Rin interrupted. She charged at Len and grabbed both of his wrists and lifted his frail body slightly out of the water.
"LET GO OF ME! PLEASE!" Len cried, trying to break from Rin's iron grip. Rin got angrier and ripped Len's body out of the water. He flopped on the hard tile floor and was winded.
"AAAAH!" Rin screamed and looked extremely scared to see Len's lower half. (… yes, that sounded wrong, but any other way I worded it made Rin look like a pervert, SO THERE!) She ran out of the room and hid under the covers of her bed.
"… Way to go, Len. You scarred your sister for life." Len congratulated himself sarcastically. He forgot about his tail as he tried to get back into the tub, and screamed himself. He then sighed, and crawled over to the counter and got the towel to dry himself before anyone woke up from all the noise.
"Maybe if I'm dry, I'll be normal again, like in those fanfictions Rin reads." Len wondered as he began to dry off his body. Len felt numb as the tail was replaced with a pair of legs.
"Yay! It worked!" Len cheered for himself. He quickly grabbed his clothes and got dressed very fast. Suddenly, something grey whacked him in the face. He fell to the floor and felt himself losing consciousness.
"That's… not a mermaid tail, Rin." Len heard before he blacked out.
Len shot up and screamed. He had a confused expression on his face as he realized he was in his room, and Kaito, Rin, Miku and Meiko gathered around his bed.
"HE LIVES!" Meiko joked.
"W-what the…?" Len looked curiously at the items in their hands. Rin was holding a metal bat, Mieko was holding an empty bucket, and Miku was holding a wet towel.
"We were trying to wake you up to go on the tour. It's really late already!" Miku pointed to Len's alarm clock on the bedside table with her free hand.
"What tactics did you guys USE!" Len gulped, looking over the items again.
"Well…" Rin began.
TO BE CONTINUED… lol I don't know if this is a HUGE cliffhanger or not. Doesn't seem like it to me…
Well, you guys can tell me what you think and I'll get started writing the continuation chappie. Thanks!
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