Ohtori Academy: A Contemporary Musical
DISCLAIMER: I do not own SKU or KE$HA'S "Tik Tok". A rather odd combination, as it were.
Act 1, Scene 1
The bells rang, and Utena jumped out of bed, almost hitting the ceiling. She landed perfectly on the ground, already dressed in her signature boy's uniform. Her bubblegum pink hair swished down to fall on her back. Himemiya was already in the kitchen, so all Utena had to do to tidy the room was make her bed. Or at least try to. In a moment, Himemiya would rush over, protesting that the duelist shouldn't do housework. She sang as she tucked in the sheets.
"Wake up in the mornin' feeling like Prince Dios
Got my bride I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the Arena
Before I leave, brush my teeth with some rose petal jam,
'Cause when I leave for the duel I might not come back."
Then Himemiya came in and snatched the duvet, saying "Miss Utena, please don't worry about the housework."
"Come on, Himemiya, you have to let me do something," Utena complained.
"Don't worry about it." Himemiya smiled. Utena rolled her eyes and went back to singing as she brushed her teeth.
"I'm talkin' epaulettes on my clothes, clothes,
fancy white dueling rose, rose,
ornate Sword of Dios, oh.
Na na I'm dueling crazy Saionji,
pitying hopeful Miki,
trying not to lose to Juri."
They went to breakfast, ChuChu latching onto Utena's shoulder. Utena pulled out a chair for Himemiya, then sat down herself.
"Don't stop, make it pop, build the Revolution up
Tonight, I'mma fight for that garden sunlight
Tick tock on the clock eternity don't stop,
I'm like woah~ oh, woah~ oh."
Utena grabbed her bookbag, Himemiya changed into her uniform, and they started to school. ChuChu danced, Utena skipped, and Himemiya glided.
"Ain't got no parents in the world, but got plenty of bling
Ain't got no castle to call my own, but I got a rose ring.
Now the bishies linin' up cause they hear we got swagger,
But we kick em to the curb because they don't really matter."
Utena slapped away Touga's hand trying to touch her hair and they continued down the hall. Himemiya had a hand pressed to her smiling mouth.
"I'm talkin' about roses turning insane colors,
conniving chairmen and mothers,
super touchy creepy brothers,
but nobody kicks them out, out.
No police to shut them down, down.
Maybe a prince can shut them down~..."
Ohtori Academy joined in except for Akio Ohtori, making a chorus that the shadow girls delighted in as they followed Utena to the Chairman's building.
"Don't stop, make it pop, build the Revolution up
Tonight, I'mma fight for that garden sunlight
Tick tock on the clock eternity don't stop,
I'm like woah~ oh, woah~ oh.
"Don't stop, make it pop, build the Revolution up
Tonight, I'mma fight for that garden sunlight
Tick tock on the clock eternity don't stop,
I'm like woah~ oh, woah~ oh."
Utena and Anthy cried, "For the revolution of the world!" and Utena pulled the sword of Dios out. The Prince to Be marched up to Akio, pointing the blade at his neck. her boy's uniform turned into a pink rose bride dress.
"My prince, you build me up, you break me down.
My heart, it pounds, yeah you got me.
Put yours hands up
The jig's up now
Fall to the ground
Yeah we got you!"
Utena sliced the skirts of her dress so that the skirt was short, then took her red shorts from Himemiya and cut the remains of the dress into a rose-colored jacket.
"Don't stop, make it pop, build the Revolution up
Tonight, I'mma fight for that garden sunlight
Tick tock on the clock eternity don't stop,
I'm like woah~ oh, woah~ oh.
"Don't stop, make it pop, build the Revolution up
Tonight, I'mma fight for that garden sunlight
Tick tock on the clock eternity don't stop,
I'm like woah~ oh, woah~ oh."
Everyone cornered Akio. And then he jumped onto his red convertible and rode off. Utena grumbled.
"At least we had good practice for tomorrow, Miss Utena," Himemiya said cheerfully.