Hello! Kiwi here.

jus' wanted to say that I don't own Twilight. (and am very happy about it)

No offence to people who like it.

R&R!

Edward was tired.

Being a vampire, he preferred to sleep in the daytime, but he couldn't get as much as a wink.

His sensitive ears twitched at the ticking clock, but that wasn't what bothered him.

"Edwaaaard!" the girl called for the hundredth time.

He tried to ignore her, but it wasn't that easy. His paitience was running thin.

So was hers.

"EDWARD, GEDDUP!"

The overgrown bat fell off the sofa with a big THUMP.

He glared at her with narrowed eyes while nursing his ears. "Give me at least three reasons why I should listen to you, twerp!"he growled.

"I got you a book! It's really cool, it's about vampires, and one of them is called Edward!"

The vampire's expression softened. He silently observed the book Sam held in her hands.

"Its cool, you say?" He got an energetic nod for an answer.

"Alright, you got me. But I won't forgive you next time." he took the book in his clawed hands and got back on the sofa.

Once Sam decided her mission was completed, she ran outside, giggling uncontrollably.

He won't last a chapter!-she thought.