FanFiction Poop: Where's The King?

by RetroRebel85

Ganon invades, but Link has other things on his mind. Extremely short oneshot. Based on the YouTube Poop of the same name. Seriously though, my theory of the events are much more logical, I mean NO-ONE'S butt is that big, right? Link, King H, and Gwonam.

Where's The King?

Link shrugged. "I just wonder what Ganon's up to!" he rolled his eyes. Gwonam arrived on the balcony. "Your Majesty..." he began. Wait a minute... Link grinned.

"Where is the king?" Gwonam asked the boy.

"I just stuffed the King up my butt!" he cheered.

"HELP ME!" Harkinian screamed.

"Holy crap!" Gwonam ran, and vaulted over the balcony, DYing on the spot.

Link smiled. Harkinian opened a door, and walked out. He and Link high-Fived.

So they laughed.

The End.