Look at her, falling for the great, mysterious Edward Cullen. Not even being here a day yet. Can she not see him for the manipulative ass he is?
Stab the bloodsucker with a spork; for all the good it will do.
Look at all my fellow members of the student body, what little there is of it, going about their lives so self-involved and oblivious. Look about you Lemmings! Do you not see the vampires sitting next to you?
O Bella, what do you think of this dress? Tee hee….
He's gone! Rejoice and throw off the emotional shackles he has wrapped you in! But no, not you, you are in your own emotional angst play. Finally the star for once and not the supporting, self-sacrificing, all is well, daughter.
He's back! How magnanimous of him to see your feelings and wants.
Marrying him! A life time of yes Dear, whatever you think is best Dear.
Be very glad I am the prisoner behind the glasses Edward Dear or you would be nothing but a pile of ash!