Finland was feeling great. He was having a really good day, and he felt that nothing could go wrong. That is… until Iceland told him thank you for feeding Puffin, and skipped away humming Stuck In the Moment (Stuck on Justin Bieber, that's what.).

That, that one moment in time, those 8.7 seconds, were the turning point in time where Finland almost snapped.

Tino was normally a nice guy, really, but…

No one other knew of his rather sadistic tendencies other than Sweden. And, unfortunately for Puffin and Iceland, only Sweden knew how to calm him.

Finland rushed home to find that his fish were gone. That was the final straw. Finland flew into a rage, cursing angrily and running around the house. He ran straight to Iceland's house and pounded on the door.

Before Iceland had a chance to see who was there, he was unconscious.

Iceland woke up in a dark room. He was so scared that he couldn't sing even if he wanted to. Not even Justin Bieber worked, and that was his favorite out of his top 10 favorite artists. (Hey, he listened to more than Justin Bieber. Really, you gotta love Lady Gaga.)

Iceland's eyes eventually adjusted to the dim lighting, and he took a look at his vague surroundings. When he looked at the wall, he was horrified to see Puffin squawking beside him (why didn't he hear that earlier?).

"P-p-puffin!" Iceland made a desperate move against his shackles.

fwoosh

A dart was lodged in the wall just above his wrist. Iceland felt tears roll down his cheeks.

"Your demon Puffin. It ate all my fish." "B-but I thought you fed him!" "The damn thing fed itself." Wow. Ouch. Finland never cursed.

Finland slowly approached with a knife. A really freaking huge, demonic, bad-ass knife.

"FINLAND!" Came Sweden's voice from the doorway. In his hands was…

A bundle of kittens.

"F'nland. C'lm d'wn. L'k at th' kittens. L'K AT TH'M." Finland instantly calmed down, and fawned over the kittens, while Sweden freed Puffin and Iceland. "How did you…" "I f'lt s'meth'n w's wr'ng. So I t'k th' k'ttens out of th' att'c." "You have kittens in your attic?" "D'n't ask. J'st run."

Iceland ran out of the basement, and out their front door. "LET'S GO, PUFFIN!" Iceland grabbed onto Puffin's (thankfully unharmed) feet, and they flew into the distance.

"Sweden! What do you want for dinner tonight?" Sweden was about to suggest something, but then he realized it needed fish. Sweden hopelessly wracked his mind for something he wanted, but realized he just wanted fish. Finland popped a vein. "PUFFIN. ATE. MY FISH." "L'K AT TH' FUCK'N K'TTENS."

In the end, Sweden had to lock Finland in the attic, and made a potato dish.

The next world meeting ended in a staring contest between a terrified Iceland, and a pissed Finland.

I imagine that Sweden and Finland are the type of people to keep lots of kittens in their attic. Don't worry, they'd feed them. But they'd also do something about the insulation to keep them from eating it.

Sweden and Finland's attic is Greece's paradise.

And after seeing the most recent anime episode, I think by now, Finland would have warmed up to Sweden. Who else cracked up when Finland freaked when Sweden said "This is my wife."

I got my hair done earlier today. It's highlighted now! But I feel bad because my hairstylist is 9 months pregnant. It was her 2nd to last day at work. A little something is nagging at my conscious, saying "You had a pregnant lady highlight your hair! You're so mean! That took forever! You could have waited!" . Ugh. I feel terrible.