A.N: Ok first fan Fic this idea has been rolling around in my head for a while now, alright here we go. BTW I do not own glee no copyright intended. Now on with it.!

This is getting ridiculous I have lost my edge I know I have there is no other excuse as to why 4 JV cheerleaders thought it was ok to wave and say "hi Santana" without a ounce of fear. I pouted as I sat on the second row alone in our third glee meeting until Mercedes came in and plopped down next to me. Sam took the seat next to her and played with a string on her jeans. I swear that boy was a kitten in his past life . . .. Anyway I thought that the piano stunt would gain me some clout this year but hell no people just thought it was a part of the act and some how, the fairy hobbit had gain instant popularity from it. I mean he does the gayest number in the universe in red skinny jeans no less and not a single slushy. How the hell did that happen! I look up and in walks Mr. popularity him self dress like the male equivalent of Berry. He is wearing a freaking sweater vest for fucks sake.

"This is going to be a great year we're all going to…."

I deiced to tune him out. His voice oozes virginity and excitement. It was giving me a headache! He was even more sugary sweet then Rachel, and that's saying something . I look at him and it's not that he doesn't have potential to be hot. With big hazel eyes no are they green? Fuck! I have no idea, but they are nice to look at. Full enough lips not trouty, but just right. His hair nice. Dark with soft curls. At lest they looked like they could be soft if he didn't try to tame them by putting so much gel in his hair. He is the kind of guy that probable looks amazing wet. And I know he's hiding a body under that god awful vest and button up. I look back at his face as he stands there with that goofy smile. Doesn't his face hurt yet? mine does from just looking at him. So happy ,so confident and obviously delusional. Had to be, having the ball to sing that damn line in that fucking song to me on valentine's day. "Some times it doesn't come at all." Whatever. I caught his eye for a second, but he looked away quickly. and there it was, what I had been craving since school started, Fear. I smiled to myself. The boy hobbit was afraid of me! Instantly I felt rejuvenated. Why didn't I see it before? Hell, he almost shit his self when I joined his rainbow routine. As he went to sit behind me next to Kurt he eased as far away from me as he could. I smiled. I had new purpose this year, or at lest the next couple of weeks. That's about how long it should take.

"What the hell is that?" I heard wheezy say next to me .I looked at Mercedes. she had her "I know what you are thinking" face on. Damn me for spending more time then needed with her over the summer, but I couldn't help it. She was the only one up in here that was able to keep up with my wit. And…. dare I say it…. we became ….. friends. I was the first to find out about her and Sam. I teased her ruthlessly about dating my leftovers again. but to hell with it. She and Sammy boy are cute together. though I'd never tell her that.

"Don't act like you don't here me Satan. I saw that plotting to take over the world pinky smile."

I laughed despite myself. damn her wit.

"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just really hyped about nationals this year." I lied. it was a terrible lie. I would have been better off telling her I had a crush on Berry

"Why do you lie to me? My this chic is lying senses is tingling."

"Nice spider man reference babe." Sam said throwing his arm around her. I have to admit that the guppy was looking a lot less hobo since Mercedes got to him. also the fact his dad finally got a job didn't hurt either.

"Once again, to much time with the dork. His nerd is bleeding all over you. You're infected, but I'm sure they have a shot for that at the free clinic." I said and I heard Blaine half clear his throat half laugh.

"Mercedes, Santana, Sam you mind rejoining us" Mr. Shue said

"Sorry Mr. Shue." Sam said. Mercedes nodded and look forward but spoke barely moving her lips

"Oh this aint over. I'm going to find out what that look was about." she folded her arm over her chest.

I smiled again. oh Mercedes, that look was nothing. just a little mental plan to deflower Blaine Anderson .

A.N: ok its my first time be gentle. Let me know what you think feedback is like crack and I need my crack. Sorry up way to late doing this but those damn plot bunny wouldn't leave me alone.