Commander Toad

A SGT Frog parody by Xemmy01

~~Chapter 1~~

The year was 21x and the world was being invaded my aliens. The world was in total panic and everyone was running in complete terror. While some were running, there was one family who wasn't, instead they were home…playing cards…and surfing the internet. Here is where are story begins…sort of.

"Hey mom," Koichi asked.

"Yes dear?" Big mama answered.

"Do you have any 3's? And what's all the rucuss outside?" Koichi asked.

"No, and I think we're being invaded by a group of aliens." Big mama replied.

"WHAT!" Natsume yelled.

"What?" Koichi asked.

"We are being frigin' invaded by a group of aliens, and I still haven't gotten my hair done today, shit!" Natsume yelled. After Natsume finished having tantrum she left to go do her hair, but as soon as she got up the door burst down.

"We will now take over you puny lit…" The alien began to say until Natsume kicked him into Big mama's chest, then his nose began to bleed.

"Ew! Pervy frog!" Natsume yelled.

"Imf noch ah fhrohg! Imf ah thoaed!" The alien said muffled.

"What?" Natsume asked. The pervy alien took his face away from Big mama's chest.

"I'm not a frigin' frog! I'm a toad you twit!" The toad alien yelled.

"Well sor-ry! Your still a…" Natsume began until Koichi cut her off.

"Still a magnificent specimen, man if I show you to the others at the occult club, they won't BELIVE me!" Koichi said as he was measuring the toad aliens head with a protractor.

"Hey! Stop! I'm not a science project you stupid pokopenian!" The toad alien said. The toad alien and Koichi kept bickering and examining.

"Hey mom?" Natsume asked.

"Yes dear?" Big mama asked.

"When did Koichi get a protractor? I mean I'm older, I should have one before he does." Natsume told her mom.

"Well to be honest, I didn't know he had one, let alone one that looks exactly like the one I bought to give to you on your birthday." Big mama said.

"Oh, thanks mom. And it does sort of look like i…crap…" Natsume said.

"How do you know?" Big mama said.

"No reason, but the one you got me, I bet, has a imprint of my face on i…oh that bitch, he stole my protractor!" Natusme said.

"Uh-oh" Koichi said.

"What?" The toad alien asked.

"Natsume figured out that I stole her birthday protractor." Koichi said.

"Oh. Well. Your screwed." The toad alien said so unemotionally.

"Bitch!" Natsume grabbed and separated the toad alien and Koichi. "Boy, you best be givin' back my protractor or I will cu-ut yo-ou!" Natsume told Koichi.

"Okay." Koichi handed over the protractor only to have Natsume slash him with it. "Ah! Ow!" Koichi woke with a thud on his head from jolting up and hitting the ceiling. "I might wanna give Natsume back her protractor."

-End Chapter 1-