AN: Remember that episode party down, when Lori throws some crappy sophisticated nonsensical party in the basement. Pretty good episode imo, buuuuut no writer at the Loud House studio has apparently been to a regular 17 year old party. Oh I'm a 17 year-old British guy who has a pet love for the Loud house, so sorry if I use idioms that may confuse you, also I'm a science student so I really suck at writing, I do apologise again.

Rated T for some cursing and minor sexual content

The Party

It was a typical Sunday evening in the humble loud house, Lily having a nap, Lisa practicing some quantitative chemistry, Lincoln reading some Ace Savvy in his underwear, the twins arguing outside, Lucy writing some poetry, Lynn kicking a football around, Luan telling crappy jokes and Luna rocking out to some classic British jams. Lori, a pretty blonde 17 year old girl, was finalising her plan for a party with her sister Leni, whose name should be a dead giveaway about her character.

"Leni please for the love of god literally don't upload this event onto any social media, I want it to be a low-key party for some of our friends you got that." Lori begs her sister, who just stares at her blankly and shouts "OK" happily as if she had accomplished some great feat for understanding the command.

"Good", Lori sighs with relief, "We wouldn't want a repeat of what happened to carol now do we. Now let's get to the planning, this literally has to be perfect, none of my friends should think I'm a total loser"

What Lori was referring to was of course the infamous Pingrey Party, in which a small gathering of friends was leaked to the whole year, and 150 edgy teenagers, looking for a break in their tedious adolescent lives, turned up on the doorstep of poor Carol's house. They brought with them copious volumes of alcohol they had inexplicably managed to obtain, some pills, brain numbing amounts of weed and other things that 16-18 year olds should never dream about. What was meant to be a chill night with the parents away, turned into a massive rave leaving the house in ruins, the parents car without any tires, and one idiot who tried to do a kick flip of the roof ended up with two broken legs and a shattered foot. The absolute worst thing about it was that Carol was forced to spend her college fund on damage reparations, in all likelihood the party ruined maybe the next 5 years of her life. Well at least a couple guys got laid, and the kids had a great time for about three hours before the police were promptly called by some very angry neighbours.

Now she won't have that to happen to her now, would she, she thought to herself. Although she had always wanted to get absolutely smashed and high as a kite, the stress of high school can get through to any sane person, so she had decided to allow some nefarious narcotics to be available at her own party along with some vodka shots, so the few people invited could have a very fun evening.

However, Lori knew that her parents would never ever allow a party of even 10 people at home, experiences from having 11 children had taught them that, so she had to do some serious manipulation with the help from none other than Leni to get what she wanted, and then of course wait for the perfect weekend when at least half of her sisters were out of the house along with her parents. She wasn't stupid enough to pull off a stunt like this in their presence.

Flashback to earlier this week:

"But dad if me and Leni share the amount of friends coming for each of us would be half of what the total would be" Lori said trying to hope the basic maths would throw her dad off.

"Alright love but please make sure it's only 20 people maximum, I'm really trusting you with this, but only because I know that every teenager loves to have good, clean, respectful, sophisticated, quiet, not obnoxious, thought provoking gatherings, well at least last time I checked about 30 years ago", Lynn Sr mused, but Lori jumped in before he could have any doubts,

"Oh thank you thank you thank you thanks you, I love you so much, I promise you can rely on me and Leni to keep the house exactly the same way as you left it." Leni just stood there smiling barely clinging on to the conversation.

End of Flashback.

"OK Leni next weekend is going to be absolutely perfect like literally everything is coming together, Mum and Dad are away the whole weekend taking lily with them, Luna is at a rock concert, Lucy is at a funeral, Lynn is practicing night football? Lola and Lana are at a sleepover and Lisa is in New York for some award she's receiving lol." Lori said barely able to contain her excitement, after all their house being basically free was rarer than a solar eclipse,

"Well even I know that's not everyone Lori", Leni observed,

"Duh that leaves Luan and Lincoln, but I trust they can be sworn to secrecy, I hope." Lori realised, dreading the moment she would have to tell the two about her plan. She hadn't even told Leni about the fun things she was going to ingest into her body, knowing full well that Leni would firstly not know what any of it actually was, and secondly if she did know, she'd have a major freak out leading to Dad finding out in all likelihood. It would be unlike Leni to maliciously rat out her sister but her natural love for her sister would lead her to have worries about her safety, which is natural and very sweet of course but also a pain in her arse. Of course Lori knew of the adverse effects of these drugs but she was a smart girl after all, she would only allow a certain amount in the house at any time and she got Bobby, who had some experience under his belt, to take care of her which he had already promised to do. Lori was planning on making full use of a free house for the only true excitement she'd likely ever feel, as any teenager who doesn't normally partake in such things would know. She felt sad how nothing she had ever done really had any deeper meaning with the exception of accepting a request to a date from bobby. Even her first boys will be boys concert was just some lame boy band under the yolk of some company trying to squeeze some money out their cash cow. So this weekend truly meant a lot to her and would hopefully allow her to burst out the bubble of the suburb shed been trapped in all her life.

Leni on the other hand was excited for expected different reasons. She could not wait to have a lot of her friends in her house at the same time, like omg wow, she could be able to show off some of her new fashion ideas to so many people it would be like Paris fashion week in her house! In truth what Leni was sadly unable to know is that she was very popular at school, not for her fashion ideas or heart of gold, but for her beautiful looks. Boys in her year start sweating pools whenever she walks by, unbeknownst to her, so the popular girls of course took her under their wing and the popular boys were all too happy to be able to be seen with her every single break time. This combined means that when Leni invites a couple girls over to her place for a Saturday night, word gets around and of course poor Lori could not possibly see this coming.

As the girls were planning in the basement, Lincoln and Luan open the door and start walking down the stairs,

"You're gonna love this prop Lincoln, its gonna blow you away, hahaha" Luan laughs heartily as her little brother just stares at her,

"You do realise that I don't even know what the prop is, so that pun i think you just made has blown right over my head."

"Hahaha good one bro, but yeah i probably should have waited until after you saw me put on the funny hat," she stops talking as they reach the bottom of the stairs and sees Lori and Leni lying down on the floor talking like two 6 year old girls.

"Oh hey there, fancy seeing you two down here like a couple of blonde rats in the basement" Luan comments, unable to come up with a pun fortunately on such short notice.

As Lori recognises them she smiles happily,

"Perfect, just the combination of siblings I need"

"Wait I thought you wanted to talk to our sister and brother, we don't have any siblings" Leni said confused, to which everyone else present responded with a face palm.

"Anyway, Luan, Lincoln, sit I'd like to confide something very very very very very confidential with you", Lori says as she glares at the pair, and walks over to them whispering to them out of Leni's earshot,

"Listen you two and Listen close, you two are both here next weekend right?" They both nod, "Good, I'm throwing a party OK, a small one, maybe 40 people max some of which are Leni's friends". They both look at each other in excitement

"Oh I do love a crowd" Luan smiles and Lincoln says "Yes I get to show some of the new part tricks I've been practicing"

Lori growls "Well no cos this party is a teenage affair, that means hard alcohol and some weed, OK, I really need you guys to either find somewhere to hang out that evening or keep out of harms way, now I'm telling you this firstly cos i know i can trust you guys as I really love you both, and secondly because I need it to be kept a secret you got that." They both nod again, this time more cautiously, but they knew there sister loves them enough and there was no reason to snitch on her to the parents. The three of them had a hug and Luan and Lincoln left the basement in a hurry, slightly worried about what might go down on Saturday.

Lori just smiled pleasantly, everything was coming together, it is going to be a great night she thought to herself as she sat back down with Leni to discuss the various people they would invite, giggling at what girls and boys might hook up and who's gonna fight with whoever else.

Well that's the first chapter, one shot, hope you all enjoyed, please leave a review or PM me with an idea

Id like to note that i wrote this in the middle of my A level exams, as a stress coping mechanism, plus I really love this show.

For those who don't know about A levels, they suck balls and if you fail you cant get into university so ye i probably wont update till they're done.