Superman is a Dick
He'll punch Wonder Woman in the back of the head.
He'll always leave Jimmy Olsen for dead.
He'll fuck another girl on Lois Lane's grave.
He'll lead the press to the Bat Cave.
He'll take the title away from the Flash.
He'll kill the Atom with a smash.
He'll destroy Metropolis City
All because Lex Luthor sang a little ditty.
He'll take his own parent's life.
He'll even sleep with Mr. Miracle's wife.
He'll try to make Aquaman die of thirst
Though I don't think he'd be the first.
His actions make the JLA tired and sick.
All because, Superman is a dick.
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