Attempt 1

Knock, knock, knock

"Huh?" someone opened the door, and saw a tan man, with red eyes

"Oh......um, can I help you?" the person asked innocently

"I am on a mission from God to-"Scar began

"Are you one of those religious people who go from door to door, asking people to join their church?" the man narrowed his eyes at Scar

"As I said," Scar gritted his teeth "I am a messenger from God, and I have been sent to deliver His message. The Holy Lord wishes that you join our cause and-"

"No thanks." the guy shrugged "I don't have time to attend a service, or go to church, but my n-"

SPLAT!!!!!!!!

The man fell to the ground, his brains blown out of his skull.

Okay, this time I won't blow their brains out., Scar thought, then knocked on the door

It was opened by a teen with long brown hair and brown eyes

"Hey Scar." she said casually "You on your mission from Ishvala to convert people to your religion? "

"...........Do I know you?"

"Of course, I tried to kill you with a Telatuby last week."

"What?"

"Nothing."

".....Um, okay." he said, slightly unnerved "I am here on a mission from God to-"

"Shine the Holy light, and show me the truth of life by asking me to join the Ishvalan church of Ishvala."

"How did you know I was going to say that?" Scar asked, freaked out

"Because I control your life." she answered simply

"Who are you?" Scar asked

"I am......YO MAMA!!!!!!!" she slammed the door in his face, and laughter could be heard on the other side of the door, followed by

"Did you get it on camera?"

"Yeah."

"Good, this'll be a hit on Youtube."

"And Google Video."

"Yeah..........yo mama, god that was priceless."

Scar dragged his feet, and then flopped down on the couch in General Elric's office.

Ed glanced up from some paperwork "Try not to get blood on the couch."

Scar mumbled something into the pillow

At that moment Lust came in.

"Had a rough day?" she asked Scar

"Yeah, people aren't as religious as they used to be." Scar sighed, and Ed snorted

"Yeah, well people don't have time to be religious, much less believe in your non-existent god."

"What. Did. You. Say?" Scar asked through gritted teeth

"You heard me, I know your not deaf."

"Just ignore him, honey. Its just you and me." Lust cut in, and then they started having one of their famous make-out sessions, which when you thought about it, it looked like Lust was trying to-

"Get out of my office now, and Lust, pleasejust..............get out."

The two were kicked out of the General's office, and Scar sighed, then he realized something

"I guess people just don't want to worship Ishvala because their too racist. Same reason why Edward kicked me out of his office, and belittles my God."

Though Lust seriously doubted that was the real reason, she just smiled and said "Yes, honey."

Humans could be so funny and confusing sometimes.