Emails
Technology has been advancing at 34km/hour and now Madoka can email Homura even when she's in space and naked. Hooray
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: I miss you
Hello Homura-chan-chan, I miss you, chan chan
We should meet up often.
lol jk, we can't
anyway, hope to see you soon.
pls die faster lol haha jk
bye homura-chan-chan.
To; madokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: I miss you too
Madoka, my love.
Where art thou for we shall meet, my bacon cheese.
Just now sayaka died haha, i asked her to bring along the bra that you wanted so she can pass to you. I hope you got it.
How's life?
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: u so awesome
The bra fit me like no one can
I love it, thank you homura.
Life's good. it's getting crowded here, so the bra is really useful. Don't want to get molested lol
u should come soon, the pancakes they have in space tasted awesome!
really hope you can come soon
To; madokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: lol 9 bucks ok
ok glad you like it haha. it's expensive. if u can, can you bank transfer the money into my acc lol thanks. it cost around like 9 bucks.
anyway, the pancakes mami make is nice too. hope u can join us actually haha.
so sad. if only i can try ur pancake and u can try mine, life would be great.
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: haha
i bank transferred. I not sure the currency rate over at mikilarahala town anymore so i transferred around 500 universe coins over lol
anyway, sayaka said she missed kyoko. how's kyoko?
i think you should buy sayaka a bra too. u can deduct from the 500 universe coins if there's extra. no homo though but her nips are ugly.
To; madokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: no lol
anyway, demons are corrupting and I'm a little busy with killing them so sorry for late reply lol.
kyoko is getting fatter, i would send you a photo if i can but lazy
uh, what is sayaka boobs size anyway, idk. check for me, but pls no lesbian ok. don't betray me ok.
I think kyoko is going to die like tomorrow so i'll give her the bra so she can bring it to your heavenly place
i think you should make a contract with obama or something to have a proper postage system between earth and your universe. it would make life easier haha just a suggestion.
anyway, do you need panties too? i have extra, i can give you. for free lol no worries. and it's clean of course haha wink wink lol
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: homura u so nice
i just sent an email to obama, i hope he reply soon. i agree with your suggestion.
sayaka can't wait for kyoko to come haha. those homo gay people
anyway, i would like some of your panties too. thanks in advance again. wink wink back lol
i miss u so much, homura-chan chan
To; madokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: ok
hello madoka
ok i got to go, demon's here
bye lol
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: aww
no worries haha.
i miss u homura
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: pls
homura why you ignore me pls reply
To; madokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: let's break up
let's break up madoka. this long distance relationship is tiring.
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: omg no
issit mami. iss mami's pancake and boobs corrupted your love for me
how could you, homura chan chan. i love u so much i sniff your panties everyday. omg shit im sorry
don't do this to me
To; madokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: bye
bye madoka. u never love me. if you love me, you wouldn't leave me in the first place u fag
jk actuallly i still love u but i contracted hair cancer. i don't want u to be sad.
that's why i have to say goodbye
goodbye madoka
To: Homuraisgay_123
Subject: i see
hair cancer? what a tragedy lol
bye lol, i guess erm, let;'s break up haha
To; madokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: wow
wow madoka, u are so fag
the end
btw, they removed the hot mail. com so i can't do anything about it, oh well