A/N: Hellooo! The second I finished writing that, a thunder hit. Weird… Anyway, this story is for my friend Kasumi, who's really fun and stuff. She told me to upload this one. She's a bully. It's kind of a sequel to Panda.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. How many times am I gonna have to say it to you?!
Emo
"You're such an emo, Gaara-panda-- lighten up!"
And all heads turned to Uchiha Sasuke, staring in utter shock and horror.
Again.
It was the second time it happened. Second! Naruto had counted and all, and he still didn't get it.
As Sasuke's best friend --or so they called their more-than-dysfunctional relationship--, he knew the brunette was prone to think the most random of things about other people, but he wasn't prone to voicing out those thoughts.
He was Uchiha Sasuke, after all! Uchiha Sasuke didn't go around telling people they looked like pandas and that they were emo! That was Naruto's job, damn it, and it was Sasuke's job to save him afterwards!
But even Naruto knew better than calling Gaara panda and emo. It was like asking to die!
Okay, sure, Sasuke had gotten away with calling Gaara he looked like a chubby black and white bamboo-eater bear, and sure, Sasuke had gotten away with referring to the red-head as Gaara-panda for the rest of the reunion.
But he wasn't going to get away with the emo comment. Nu-uh.
"Maybe we should get him to see a medic-nin after this," Hyuuga Neji whispered to Nara Shikamaru "Uchiha must be sick or something."
Shikamaru rose a bored eyebrow at him "You make it sound as if we cared of what happened to the guy. I'm sure he'll be fine."
"But what's if it is contagious?"
From the other side of the table, Kankuro groaned. What was the Uchiha trying to do? God knew Gaara's anger management classes hadn't gone exactly well, and even though Gaara had promised he wouldn't kill anyone during the reunion, it didn't mean that Kankuro could trust him.
He really didn't want to explain why there was a dead Konoha-nin on their conference table to Temari. And he really didn't want to be forced to clean the guts and blood later on.
So everybody just stared again, averting their gazes from the brunette to the red-head, waiting for something to happen. The tension could be cut with a knife, and no one dared to move.
And then, Gaara grumbled.
Hysteria ensued. Most of the civilian nations' representatives leapt off their chairs, screaming, and some got as far as jumping off the windows. More than one ninja took out a kunai or a shuriken and threw them in random directions, terrified screams leaving them as well, as everybody just ran around the room and collided against each other.
Naruto watched everything happen casually, as if it happened every day. Kankuro rubbed his temples and sighed. Neji and Shikamaru joined the riot, bored as they were.
Gaara glared at Sasuke. And glared. And glared. And glared some more.
"Look who's talking, you emo." He then smirked a bit, and Sasuke smirked back.
"Sorry to interrupt, but," Naruto started "Who's gonna clean up this mess?"
And all heads turned to Kankuro.
A/N: Okay, that sucked. Feel free to destroy me emotionally now! :D
--Not Really Yours