The Evil Ms Noitol

by Photoshop Flowey

When Ness has his last day of school his evil teacher, Ms Noital tries to kill him. Will Ness and Lucas survive the diabolical Know it all? Or will Ness and Lucas become a corpse? Originally an... odd story I wrote when I was younger.

The Evil Miss Know-It-All

Ness was on the last period of the last day of Grade 8. Geography.

"Argh!" Ness screamed. His class was the only one with Ms. Noitol. That's pronounced KNOW-IT-ALL. Yes. Know It All. And she sure acted like it.

Ness went into the class, remembering what the teacher had said the day before. To bring a slide show of his greatest adventure. These were the exact words.

"If you're so great, Kuribo, Itoi, then bring a slide show of your great adventures! Like it happened..."

Everyone liked the idea of a slide show.

"Ness Kuribo."

"Here it goes." Ness popped the CD he had everything on it in the teacher computer.

Static filled the screen.

"Ah!" Noitol cried. "Ness, is this a prank?"

"Wait for it..."

A UFO was in a ruined Fourside, firing a lightning bolt of death. Words were on screen. They read:

NESS KURIBO PRESENTS

The War against Giygas

"My god." Noitol complained. She hated the War against Giygas story.

"Okay, the year was 199X." Ness started.

"199X!? That. Doesn't. EXIST!" Noitol yelled.

"Yes it does, now let me finish..." Ness told the story of his adventure to stop Giygas, Noitol complaining along the way.

"Buzz Buzz? Yeah right (meeting Buzz Buzz)... Serves the stupid bee right (Buzz Buzz's death)... This story is a failure! (Fail-proof Frank is just failure Frank)... Big ant, yeah, I believe that... NOT! Carpainter? Stupid joke... Big mole, after a big ant... Makes no sense, yet all sense..." She muttered through the whole slide show. Then Lucas did his slide show.

After it, Noitol complained about the biggest one to date, which Ness and Lucas were both ready for.

"WHAT IS A MR. SATURN!?" Ness pulled one out of his backpack.

Ms. Noitol threw it out the window.

"Booooooooooooooing..." it cried. It might've died, considering this is the 9001st floor.

"Ness... Lucas... You're both expelled!"

"You can't do that, we're going to high school..."

"Detention!"

"Already have it."

"Calling your parents!"

"Their phones were turned off thanks to your 42 million calls."

"Fine then... Plan B..." Noitol said.

She reached for an object behind her desk... And pulled out a Vaporizer.

Everyone ran out, and just before Ness did, he heard something.

"..ooooooooooooom! Dakota!" Mr. Saturn!

Ness grabbed him, and jumped out of the room, his hat turned into powder.

Everyone ran around, making it to the first floor. Easy, considering that Ms. Noitol kept blasting the floor.

The class ran out.

And hid behind a tree.

Ms. Noitol stormed out, and a bus seemed to hit her...

But she grabbed it, lifted it up with one hand, and threw it.

Ping!

Bye-bye bus.

"Time to die!" Noitol screamed.

"Inoarvyting!" the principal cried. Ms. Noitol's full name is Inoarvyting Noitol. It is said like I-know-every-ting Know-it-all. Yes. Stupid, we know!

Ms. Noitol blasted the tree, grabbed Ness by the throat, and held the death ray to his face.

"Good. Bye. Ness."

She pressed the trigger.

CLICK!

Again, CLICK!

Again, CLICK!

Again, CLICK!

Again, CLICK!

Again.

The death ray fell apart.

"Argh! Good bye!"

She pulls a pistol out. And shoots.

Empty.

Ness grabs it.

"Not empty."

Ms. Noitol screams.

"PK STARSTORM!" That was Lucas.

After moving a certain meteorite, everyone gasped.

Ms. Noitol was now a Know It All Pancake.

"LUC-AS LUC-AS! NESS NESS!" They repeated. And everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END