you are at home watching gumball porn on your computer
the tv randomly turns on
teen titans go is on
"no fuck you i wanna watch my gumball porn"
you throw your bag of chips at the tv
the tv somehow breaks and you die
you wake up in a house because nobody dies in this world
the first thing you see is a blue cat looking at you weird
"whom the fuck is this kid"
"i dont hecking know"
you screech and jump up
"REEEEEEEEEE SORRY SIR THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER SO NO SWEARING"
silence
gumball and darwin laugh
"get this feggit out of my house"
"no mrs mom fuck you"
gumball and darwin take you upstairs to their room
"this is our fabulous room"
"coolio"
"hey person"
"yees"
"you wanna know our favorite thing to do?"
"waht"
gumball and darwin take off their clothes and sit on the bed
you just stare at them
"oh yes all the porn i've watched is becoming a reality"
you join the orgy
so now you're doing highly inappropriate things with gumball and darwin
nicole comes in
"holy shit"
donut cop bursts through the wall and arrests you
"thats illegal feggit"
so now you go to jail while gumball and darwin watch, crying because they lost their new friend
but you eat donut cop and run back to the watterson house
you punch nicole and she launches 100 feet into the air
she lands in antarctica and she stuck
so now you continue doing highly inappropriate things with gumball and darwin and you are now part of the family
congratulations
feggit
