you are at home watching gumball porn on your computer

the tv randomly turns on

teen titans go is on

"no fuck you i wanna watch my gumball porn"

you throw your bag of chips at the tv

the tv somehow breaks and you die

you wake up in a house because nobody dies in this world

the first thing you see is a blue cat looking at you weird

"whom the fuck is this kid"

"i dont hecking know"

you screech and jump up

"REEEEEEEEEE SORRY SIR THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER SO NO SWEARING"

silence

gumball and darwin laugh

"get this feggit out of my house"

"no mrs mom fuck you"

gumball and darwin take you upstairs to their room

"this is our fabulous room"

"coolio"

"hey person"

"yees"

"you wanna know our favorite thing to do?"

"waht"

gumball and darwin take off their clothes and sit on the bed

you just stare at them

"oh yes all the porn i've watched is becoming a reality"

you join the orgy

so now you're doing highly inappropriate things with gumball and darwin

nicole comes in

"holy shit"

donut cop bursts through the wall and arrests you

"thats illegal feggit"

so now you go to jail while gumball and darwin watch, crying because they lost their new friend

but you eat donut cop and run back to the watterson house

you punch nicole and she launches 100 feet into the air

she lands in antarctica and she stuck

so now you continue doing highly inappropriate things with gumball and darwin and you are now part of the family

congratulations

feggit