Disclaimer: nothing your recognize here is mine!

Word Count: 533

Challenges:

Every Wolf Deserves A Star Competition – DVD Player, traitorous, sparkle.

Quidditch Pitch: Everything he touched broke.

Drabble Club – "So... oops?"

2015 Millionaire Resolutions blah blah blah – VoldemortNeverExisted!AU

Greek Mythology Mega Prompt thingy – Uranus: write something completely AU

Notes: WOLFSTAR ! not beta'd, so do tell if you see something off.

Remus Lupin was walking to his house in a very relaxed demeanour until he heard a crash on the other side of the door. He sighed, knowing exactly who it was because it was a very common sound in their shared household.

The werewolf opened the door cautiously, waiting for a disaster to appear in front of his eyes, but instead, he only found a lump of black mass lying on the entrance floor, traitorous evidence of the crashing sounds right behind the lump.

Rising up quickly as he heard a sound coming from the door, the lump ended up being a big black dog, grey eyes sparkling in mischief.

Remus huffed. "What have you done this time, Padfoot?" he said exasperated, creasing lines appearing on his forehead. As the dog saw this, it quickly transformed into its common human-shaped form, a handsome man by the name of Sirius Black.

"'Lo, Moony," he said, a lopsided smirk displayed upon his lips.

"Sirius, did you just break the DVD Player?" Remus queried in an exasperated manner, hands passing through his hair in annoyance.

The animagus looked at the broken pieces of the DVD Player, then at Remus, and then right back at the broken pieces. "So… oops? Sirius said with a shrug. What else could he say? Everything he touched broke, it was like a law of muggle science.

"Well, I'm not gonna buy another one," Remus said as he crossed his arms, making Sirius roll his eyes.

"Moony, I've got enough money to buy at least a hundred more DVD Player plus the island we went to the other day," he explained, his arrogance showing a tad more than it should have.

"Los Roques?" Remus said, but went to the point, "Whatever, we've got other problems too,"

Sirius head snapped up. "What problems? Are Harry and Julie okay?" he asked, preoccupied for his godson and niece.

"Nope, but Lily's pregnant again and James was having a panic attack with only Peter there to help him," explained Remus.

Sirius slapped his mouth shut with his hand in a mocking way. "Oh, no, Peter! That poor little bastard!"

Remus rolled his eyes. "What I'm saying," said Remus, "is that we've to help them,"

"Oh," said Sirius off handily, "leave them to be. They're adult men – I mean – we're all almost twenty-five, and James has two children, one on its way. He's got to know how to control himself. You and me; however,"

Remus gestured at him to stop. "Don't talk to me about the dirty birdies, please, I'm not in the mood right now,"

The animagus scoffed. "Don't need to be such a prat. Come on! We've got the wine catering tomorrow with Alice, Frank and the rest of the Marauders plus Lily, and then the rest of the week is occupied by work! I also have to meet up with Reg to do some Ancient and Noble House stuff, and then with Andy and Cissy who need some financial help regarding their children and husbands, something I shouldn't even be doing–"

"Okay – okay – fine," Remus said in surrender, but smirked as he looked at his boyfriend directly in the eyes. "Lead the way,"

fin.