Disclaimer: Naruto-tachi belongs to Kishimoto-sensei. Only because still haven't thought up a plan on how to steal them.
Warnings: Spoilers
Summery: How Itachi joins the Akatsuki.
The Akatsuki members have a meeting to decide whether or not Itachi Uchiha is allowed to join.
Pein: Itachi, why do you want to join the Akatsuki.
Itachi: Because Kishimoto-sensei thought it would be a good idea that I joined the Akatsuki.
Pein: Hn.
Itachi: Are you watching too much Naruto? I think Sasuke is rubbing of on you.
Pein: Shut up.
Itachi: (shrugs)Whatever you say.
Pein: (irritated) Why should we let you join the Akatsuki?
Itachi: I've got nail polish.
Pein: You're in.
Kisame: …
Konan: …
Zetsu: …
Deidara: …, un.
Hidan: …
Kakuza: …
Orochimaru: …
Sasori: …
Tobi: TOBI WANTS NAIL POLISH TOO. TOBI IS A GOOD BOY.
Pein: What are you doing here? You don't join the Akatsuki until after Sasori dies.
Sasori: (Shocked) I die?!
Pein: Yes, now shut up.
Sasori: (goes to sulk in a corner)
Pein: Anyway, Tobi, you aren't supposed to be here. GET OUT!
Tobi: BUT TOBI IS A GOOD BOY.
Pein: OUT!
Tobi: (Walks away) Tobi just wanted nail polish.
Hidan: Who the fck was that.
Pein: I have no idea.
Deidera: He looks annoying, un. I hoop we don't have to see him again, un.
Pein: Anyway, Itachi, you have to have a partner. So you can join fish man over there. (Points at Kisame)
Kisame: (irritated) Hey! Don't call me 'fish man'. I'm not a fish.
Pain: Uhuh. Sure you aren't.
Itachi: Why him? Why can't I be paired up with the pretty blonde girl.
Deidara: I'M NOT A GIRL!
Itachi: Are you sure? You look like a girl to me.
Deidara: (kicks Itachi)
Pein: Stop it! We're a respectable evil organisation. We don't start beating up our own members.
Itachi: Are you sure?
Pein: No - I mean yes. We don't do that kind of thing. We only beat up the good guys.
Itachi: Whatever you say.
Pein: (irritated) Deidera is already paired up with Sasori. But you can always join Orochimaru.
Itachi: (Looks at Orochimaru) I think I'll go with fish man. That guy looks like a paedophile.
Orochimaru: (disappointed) We could have had ssso much fun…
Itachi: No thanks.
Pein: Well, Orochimaru, since you are the only one without a partner, we'll have to kick you out of the Akatsuki.
Orochimaru: Like I'll let you. I quit.
Pein: Either way, GET OUT!
Orochimaru: Fine, but you'll regret thisss. (Walks away)
Pein: Now that we are all gathered let's do… something.
Kakuza: Like what?
Pein: I don't know. It'll be a long time before we appear in the manga.
Deidara: Then what are we supposed to do now, un.
Itachi: I know something fun to do. (Walks to the computer that magically appeared)
Kisame: We have a computer?
Pein: Looks like it.
…Everybody is sitting around the computer…
Itachi: Let's read some Sasunaru fanfics.
Pein: Sasunaru? Isn't Sasuke your younger brother?
Itachi: (Shrugs) So. It's hot.
Owari
We all have to agree with Itachi, Sasunaru (or Narusasu, whatever you like) is hot. The best couple ever.
Well here it comes:
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