Business Lunch
SPN 100 Challenge, word: sharp.
Summary: You just have to find your niche to combine business with pleasure. And that doesn't apply only to the world of humans.
"So you… you eat your customers and put the leftovers in the box?" Dean asked incredulous.
The undertaker dabbed his mouth with a napkin and smiled.
"You're sharp as a marble, son. My family's been in the business since…" he pondered, playing with the knife in his hand – "…well, since Jesse James, I guess."
"Must've been fat years."
The ghoul sighed.
"Golden times. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get a healthy nutrition today."
Dean caught the knife in midair, chuckling sympathetic.
"Exactly what my brother always says."
His machete sung, happy to be fed.
"Overeating can kill."