BB: For all you who didn't know, I just commited country music blashphemy. I turned 'Devil went down to Georgia' into 'Kyuubi went down to Konoha' And I'm sorry about the wait on Demon Eyes, I'm suffering from writer's block.
I don't own Naruto, or the original song 'Devil went down to Georgia' Just read and Review, please.
Kyuubi went down to Konoha, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And Kyuubi jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give a demon his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Minato and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Minato you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Konoha and Kyuubi deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, Kyuubi gets your soul.
Kyuubi opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his tailtips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When Kyuubi finished, Minato said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The Shukaku's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your slug bite?"
"No, child, no."
Well, Kyuubi bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Minato's feet.
Minato said: "Kyuubi, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The Shukaku's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your slug bite?"
"No, child, no."