03/07/2008 17:49:00
Hello dear readers! This is Ruby Thorn here! This fanfiction is a compilation of notes that are passed between various characters from Harry Potter. They are totally random and OOC. I am writing this with my friend SilverWolfHowlsWithTheWind. She writes for Harry, Ron and Ginny and I write for Fred, George, Hermione, and Draco. Any other characters that come in will be split up between us! So sit back, relax and enjoy the random!
Ruby Thorn
Harry; Hermione; Ron Snape's Classroom
Why are we passing notes again? If Snape catches us… I'm already on his hit list.
Hit list? You do know that it is against the rules for teachers to have 'hit lists' and such… You do know that, right Harry?
Bloody hell Hermione, stop being so uptight! Harry, why not pass notes? What else is there to do in this class?
Er… Ronald… you might actually want to listen to Professor Snape. I'm sure this Laughing Potion is going to be on our exams at the end of the year!!
She's right you know. Our marks aren't exactly the best . Oh, he's looking at me. Again. With the stink eye. Great.
If I had the chance I'd rip those stupid eyes out of his head! And then I'd hold them hostage until he gave me a good mark!
Ronald! I can't believe you would think of doing that to a teacher! You're going to make us loose house points. Again.
Well, He's already scheming up ways for us to loose points anyway. Why not actually give him a good reason to? Ron, let's try out Mission 84c.
Er.. whatever you guys are planning to do, count me out!
Easy enough Hermione. Mate, I think that's a brilliant idea. Mission 84c launched.
A Thunder Cloud gathers over the unsuspecting Snape's head. It starts to pour on Snape and he quickly pulls out his wand, points it at the cloud, and recites a counter charm, glaring at the laughing students.
"Who did this?" Snape hisses.
Ron slowly slips the parchment they were writing on under the table, trying to control the huge smile on his face. Unfortunately for Ron, his wand is sticking out from the front of the desk, the tip still pointed at a place dangerously close to the top of Snape's head.
"Weasley! Potter! Detention, and 50 points from Gryffindor!" Snape snaps at the pair in the back.
"What did I do?" Harry asks, bewildered.
"It's you Potter. I need no other reason." Snape snarls. Snape spins around and returns to his potion. Draco stifles a laugh, looking over at the three with a smirk. Harry leans over to where Hermione is sitting.
"See Hermione, I am on his hit list." He whispers.
Hermione shakes her head and grins before going back to her bubbling potion.