Well, after thinking deeply about supernatural abilities, like Super Strength, Enchanced Speed, Telekinesis, and all that dilly dally, I thought I would test my knowledge in abilities with the Super Smash Crews. Some abilities you didn't hear of, some you may have.

Some abilities will eventually evolve and become something else.
N E ways, Read on!

Chapter 1

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It was a fine day in the Smash Mansion. Birds chirping happily, squirrels running in circles, bunnies eating human organs from hell knows where, and all that. The sun rose with a giant yawn, having its light shine down brightly onto the valley where in the middle laid the giant mansion.

Upon the sudden light, birds took flight, squirrels started to run around and stuff any acorns it can find. The bunnies ran into the forest, not liking the light and continue to plot how to take over the world. Burrowing deep underground.

Inside the mansion was a sleeping hand. Somehow snoring, despite the lack of a mouth, hell even a lack of face. But when the light shone, it let out a huge yawn, refer to the last sentence, and let out a huge crack. "Yet, another fine day for the Smash Mansion. Maybe it's time I start another tournament...bah, I'll wait until another few months." He replied, floating in mid-air and headed towards the door.

*On the other side of the Mansion*

Inside the kitchen, where after only a few minutes, everyone gathered there to eat. Many conversations took place, many words filled the area. When Master Hand arrived along with a sane Crazy Hand who had a pet pancake on the back of his hand. At the sight of it, The Hylian Hero, F-Zero Racer, Altean Prince, Crimean Mercenary, and Hedgehog looked at it horrified. While the Hyrule Princess, Bounty Hunter, and Saecan Noble facepalmed at the males. Many others looked at them cluelessly.

When the pancake hopped onto the table, it immediately noticed the F-Zero Racer and barked wildly. All the Smashers looked at it awkwardly, until it charged and jumped onto the racer's face, having him fall back on his chair.

"IT'S EATING MY FACE, IT'S EATING MY FACE! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" The racer shouted, helplessly trying to get it off him.

"Bob! Get off Captain Falcon this instance!" Crazy Hand ordered, and sure enough Bob, the pancake, whimpered and crawled towards his master.

Captain Falcon, not wearing his helmet after the assault, picked up his chair and placed his helmet on the floor besides him, like nothing happened.

After that short mishap and conversations. The Smashers had their challenges and went off to train, since it was too early to fight.

Except Mario and Luigi. Deciding to take the day off, if possible, they went into Donkey Kong's washroom when he claimed his toilet was clogged. They did not ask why it was clogged, so they went in and try to clean up.

The three swordsmen, Link, Ike, and Marth all decided to spar in a near by forest. Being followed by three all-so-worrying females who had the ability to know when and if they might do something stupid.

Captain Falcon was currently in the living room, lying on the couch while reading the latest issue of Eco-Friendly Racer Parts. Five minutes later, he was practically snoring with the said magazine lying on his face.

Fox randomly walked by and stared at the Racer. He shrugged it off and left the room.

Everyone else was only preparing for their matches, taking place in the afternoon. It was going to be a fun-tastic, fine day. If only rebels deep underground, WAY deep underground was currently doing an experiment.

*Deep Underground. WAY Deep Underground*

Remember those bunnies feasting on human organs earlier in the chapter? Well, currently, they weren't your normal bunnies, okay eating human organs wasn't normal for a bunny, but still. Deep Underground, which is what they called their base of operations, stood many bunnies. All walking like they had important things to do, and they do. The sight of this is like what you would expect for a hidden base seen in those movies.

In front of a giant device, which had numerous screens, each focused on the world of Smash Mansion, stood a bunny with his hands behind his back, observing his prey. "Look at them, thinking they're all high and mighty, my new project shall bring them back to my knees. Yes, it will" He replied to any random bunny within long-eared range.

Another bunny walked up to him, this one was pink and had a big fluffy tail, "Sir, it is ready" It replied in a female voice.

The Captain as it would seem, nodded in acknowledgement. "Activate it immediately" He ordered, in which the pink bunny did without question and went to press a button. Which caused rumbling. "This world will be the first to fall under my command. Then I will spread it onto other worlds until the entire multi-verse is under my command" The bunny captain laughed maniacally, as a tall, thin rod extended to the world above.

*Back to the World Above*

The suppose earthquake shook around the area, causing many Smashers to braced each other. Mario and Luigi both went into the tub, as it's one of the safest ways to survive an Earthquake. The trio of males and the trio of females, braced each other for safety, and knowing the friendship between them, would use each other as meatshields, if a tree fell their way. Captain Falcon only laid asleep on the couch, still sawing logs.

In the center of the territory rose the pole, on the tip of it was a small ball emitting electricity. The two hands looked at the strange thing from within the attic of the top floor. Seeing it as a threat, they crashed out of the building and charged at it.

Deep underground, the bunny captain saw this, "NOW!" He ordered, which was obeyed by the pressing of another switch.

Back at the World Above, the ball emitted a shockwave just as the two hands were about to hit it, sending them flying off into the distance, turning into stars. The shockwave hit all over the territory and passed over the people who may have witnessed it. No sooner did it appear, did it disappear.

"What-a hell was that?" Mario asked after getting out of the tub, being followed by his brother.

Luigi, as oblivious as Mario only shrugged, "Probably just-a another of Master Hand's anger-a unleashing" He answered, going back to their job.

Mario, after several attempts to unclog the clog, ran out of patience and cursed as he kicked the toilet. When he did however, he never expected this. His leg erupted into blue fire! "Holy!" He shouted shaking his leg, trying to make the omenious fire fade.

Luigi acted on instinct, filled the tub with water as fast as he can. When he did, he let Mario place his leg in the water, which successfully extinguished the flame. Before Mario could sigh in relief, his entire body engulfed in the blue flames. Strangely enough, Mario did not feel the burn, but he was scared nonetheless, it's not every day when someone erupts into flames. Mario jumped into the tub, extinguishing the flames.

Luigi knelt down to him, "Mario! You okay-a?" He asked in fear and concernment, however, when he touched the bathtub, it started to form ice crystals, which started to spread. The cold air trapped Mario into the tub as he started to get encased inside an armor of ice. Mario's eyes became filled with horror as the ice covered him completely.

"Mario!" Luigi continued to shout, pounding the ice over and over again. "Think, think, think, think, think..." Luigi told himself repeatedly, "Ah, the other-a Smashers. They ought-a to know-a what to do-a" He replied, looking around for some tool, before seeing a chisel and hammer. He grabbed it and pounded it, trying to free Mario.

*Half an hour later*

Luigi looked out of the room and went back in, before emerging again, pushing an ice encased Mario, easily sliding it across the floor. "Don't worry-a Mario. We'll save-a you" He replied, hoping his brother heard.

*Elsewhere*

The double trio looked around, seeing no damage, which was suprising. "Everyone alright?" Ike asked. Retreating from the group and crossing his arms.

Marth nodded, looking at Ike.

"Look at his hair, wonder how he keeps it so clean?"

Marth flinched at Ike's voice and looked towards him. "For your information Ike. I use the most useful shampoo created in this world" He snapped, in which confused Ike.

"What are you talking about?" Ike asked confusingly.

Marth smiled, "I heard you, no use hiding it" He asked, crossing his arms.

Ike raised an eyebrow, "All I asked if everyone is alright"

Marth looked puzzled, "But...you said..." He stuttered, trying to think this through, "You heard him, right?" He asked the others. Hoping someone heard him, but all he recieved was puzzled glances.

He looked at Link.

"Shampoo? That little man uses shampoo? Learn something new everyday"

He looked at Zelda.

"I wonder if he's the one who keeps stealing my shampoo?"

He looked at Samus.

"Wonder if his build is as great as Link's and Ike's? He missed the beach party before"

He looked at Lyn.

"Shampoo thief"

He looked back at Ike.

"I need to fart, but it's against my nature to do so in front of people. So I'll hold it in"

He looked horrified at Ike. Then he realized something, and it scared him.

*Somewhere else*

Captain Falcon layed asleep, still. Until he rolled to get into a more comfortable position, which required him to roll off the couch. He opened his eyes as he noticed he was falling. Bracing for gravity to take its toll, he hit the floor, but when he opened his eyes, he was standing.

"Huh?" He muttered as he scratched the back of his head. He stomped his feet, hitting the floor, what he saw made him jump. He saw vibrations. Thinking he's going insane, he stomped the floor again with the same results.

Just then, Luigi walked in, pushing an icicle Mario. He raised an eyebrow at the sight, "What happened to him?" He asked, crossing his arms.

Luigi seeing him curious, answered as best as he could. "Well. After a hard-a time of trying to unclog-a DK's toilet. Mario all of a sudden bursted into-a flames. He jumped into a bathtub-a right away, but when I touched-a it. It froze" Luigi quickly explained, gesturing with his hands.

Captain Falcon only stroked his chin, "Strange. Something happened to me as well. I fell off the couch, but instead of finding myself on the floor, I was standing up. In a blink of an eye. Checking further, I see vibrations" C. Falcon replied.

Luigi thoughted a while, thinking like his brother, he came up with the idea, "We need-a everyone in the main-a lobby" He replied, in which was answered with a nod.

Captain Falcon took off running, and Luigi slammed the door he left open. With that, Captain Falcon seemingly teleported and slammed into the wall. Earning a puzzling look from Luigi.

Shrugging it off, the duo took off with the ice encased Mario.

*At the assembly*

Everyone was there after Luigi's suprised announcement. They were even more suprised to see an ice encased Mario. Charizard and Bowser obliged in melting the ice off of him. So, Luigi, accompanied by Captain Falcon who discovered this first. Well, Marth discovered this as well, but he currently thought he was going insane, complaining he kept on hearing voices. Captain Falcon, hoping to help, lended him ear-phones and handed him an iPod, whose currently unknown, which had pleasant music, and sure enough, it calmed him down, no longer hearing the voices.

"I'm-a sure most, if not some-a has experienced strange things" Luigi explained, looking at Toon Link, who was currently having fun looking at his fingers with blue electricity running through his fingers.

"Strange? More like frightening!" Peach explained. While many didn't understand what frightened her, her vision was not only filled with the Smashers and such, but as well as ghosts, spirits, and angels, but they didn't acknowledged her ability to see them.

"We currently don't know how this happened. How Mario erupted into flames, Luigi suddenly encasing his brother in ice, or me able to make flash movements, as well as seeing vibrations, but we have to keep calm" Captain Falcon explained, gesturing his hands.

"I BELIEVE i HAVE THE ANSWER" A robotic voice called out. All eyes focused on the robot that hovered down towards them. "I HAVE SCANNED DATA OF THAT SUDDEN EARTHQUAKE" It continued again.

"And?" Bowser asked, Mario finally able to breath and look around, but his lower body was still encased in ice.

Everyone opened their ears to hear of R.O.B's explanation. Well, everyone except Marth, who was still listening to music, and reading a S.I.R. Catalogue. At the sword sections obviously.

"I DON'T KNOW MUCH, BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT A ELECTRIC WAVE ENVELOPED EVERY INDIVIDUAL HERE. THAT WAVE GAVE YOU YOUR SUDDEN ABILITIES." The robot answered. Everyone giving a murmur about it.

Mario, still in his crystal prison, called out, "Why-a can't we-a control-a them?" He asked. He could've gotten out of the ice mass himself, with his sudden ability of Pyrokinesis, but unlike earlier, he couldn't use it at all.

R.O.B. thoughted this through, although a regular human mind would take days to figure it out, R.O.B. figured out in seconds. "IT WOULD SEEM THAT SOME OF THESE ABILITIES DEPEND ON EMOTIONS AS OF NOW. MARIO BURSTING OUT IN FIRE, RESULTED IN HIS ANGER. LUIGI FREEZING NOT ONLY THE WATER, BUT THE TUB AS WELL RESULTED IN HIS FEAR. UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THESE EMOTIONS, YOU CANNOT USE THEM AT WILL" The robot explained.

"That shouldn't be a problem" Meta-Knight replied. Through years of battling, he learned how to control his emotions.

Through use of aura, Lucario is also able to control his emotions. "Not a problem" He replied telepathically.

As everyone was about to leave, R.O.B. spoke once again, "SOME OF THE ABILITIES YOU POSSESS MAY BE AUTOMATED, THEN BEING USED AT WILL." R.O.B. added, before hovering away again.

Link stopped, "Wait. Where's the hands?" He asked randomly.

*Elsewhere*

In a forsaken sea of sand laid two hands. Master Hand slowly got up groaning. "Crazy?" He called out.

Yelling in pain, Crazy whined, "My fingers. Their broken" He called out, unable to move his fingers.

Master Hand groaned, "Hold on. I'll cast magic to heal you" He replied, and snapped...only nothing happened. "What?" He asked, snapping his fingers again. "I can't heal you" He stated the obvious.

Crazy smiled...somehow. "The magic is not with us now. That shockwave absorbed it and scattered throughout the Smash Mansion. Now, all Smashers, and every assisting character has them." Crazy explained.

Master lowered himself depressed, "Hopefully, they can hold on to themselves." He replied. Even though his brother was crazy, he couldn't leave him alone in the desert. "At least you have your sanity again, huh?" He added, looking over to the used-to-be crazy one.

Crazy nodded, "Yes. Without the magic, I now have my sanity...It sucks" He muttered, looking up.

Master then smiled...again somehow, "We'll have to last, at least until you can limp along" He reassured.

"Now the fourth tournament can't start" Crazy mumbled.

"What?"

Crazy tried getting up, "Well, since you can't decided against starting the fourth tournament. I took the liberty of inviting some other characters to boost your decision in doing so" He muttered quietly.

Master Hand remained silent..."You son of a shoopuf"

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And there we have it. The start of a new fic.

I intentionally tried to do one-shots, but now, here's a story.

Also you may have...okay you will notice that I'm planning on bringing in new characters.

I'll only accept characters from Nintendo. So you can request, however, unless you don't specify it. I won't accept it. Only 12 rosters are open, and I'll be adding in three. Meaning you can request nine, but if I find none or few acceptable. I'll add in the rest. Also, I would like it if you only request one per user, that way it'll be fair to others. Returning characters, (Roy, Mewtwo, Young Link) and Assist Characters (Lyn, Samurai Goroh, Isaac) don't count, as they are confirmed. Making six characters, plus twelve, eighteen new characters. Add that to the roster, and we have 50+ The amount I'm expecting in the next Super Smash Brothers. If there's ever one.

Anyways, that's also my theory of why Crazy Hand is crazy. While Master Hand is so calm, yet weaker then Crazy Hand, who probably traded his sanity for more power...or something.

By specify, I mean tell of the moves such as Special Attacks, (Up, Side, Down, B) Ability, but I'll see if I can decide that part, and Final Smash. I'll also have them have another Final Smash, which involves around their ability, if its offensive.

And now, I think I'll explain the abilities here.

Pyrokinesis = Ability to manipulate and control fire. Mario has this.
Freezing = Ability to generate and levitate ice. Luigi has this.

Telepathy = Ability to read minds, as of first stage. Marth has this.
Echo Movement = Ability to move along with the echo. Captain Falcon has this.
Mediumship = Ability to see spirits, ghosts, and angels of the deceased. Peach has this.
Electric Manipulation = Ability to generate and control electricity. Toon Link has this.

Now, review please. Don't worry about submitting abilities. I'll know most of them.

Lastly!
Never trust bunnies. They'll eat you as soon as you turn your back on them.