I do not own Metal gear solid or any of the characters and or games
Backstory: Since the Shadow moses incident, Snake took a long time to get back to the base.
This is what had happened on the way back. Meryl and snake were on the snowbike.
Chapter 1
"Hey snake... How did you survive the torture?" "It's all in the balls" Explained snake. "O...k."Meryl said raising one eyebrow"Did you get tortured?" Snake asked. "No I was out." Meryl said with a sad face. "Ha well then you wouldn't know would you?" Snake laughed."It sounded painful.""you heard me?" Snake asked"Yea you were screaming for your mom and everything." said with a smile."Oh that well umm you see." snake stuttered"so where were you anyway. You couldn't have been on top of metal gear that long.""Oh no I was... uhhhh well." Meryl said thinking
"you dont know do you?" Said with disappointed look"..no" Meryl said."so how long until we get there?" Meryl asked."about like a day or two." Explained snake.
"You can't be serious." Meryl said surprised.
"I am, we can stop here." Snake looked over at a pack of caribou.
Snake pulled over near some caribou
"Don't tempt me snake."
"I still have a gun" Snake said as he pulled one out.
"You got a knife?"
"yea" said snake. "Then let's eat!" Exclaimed Meryl.
Snake went near the caribou and shot one in the head.
Snake cut open the caribou.
"o.k... now we should find wood." Snake said looking around.
"Theres not a tree for miles!" Meryl yelled.
"your right." Snake said as he turned to Meryl
"wait"
"what?" Asked Meryl
Snake pulled out a rocket launcher
"HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Meryl said scared.
"I'd cover your ears if I were you."
Snake blew up the caribou. Snake takes a bite of the meat.
"Yup It's cooked."
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Meryl yelled
"well we need to eat."
"you still have that ketchup?" Meryl asked
"Yea I do." Snake said giving the ketchup to Meryl
"give me it." Meryl said grabbing it.
Meryl sqeezed the ketchup bottle.
"It's empty" Meryl said. "yea I kinda used it to escape." Snake said with a smirk.
"I hate you sometimes." Meryl said
"WHAT!?" snake asked.
They ate the caribou
"where sould we sleep?" Asked Meryl.
Snake looked at the caribou corpse.
"OH HELL NO!" Meryl screamed.
"Oh hell yes" Snake said smiling.
Snake crawled into the corpse.
"mmm cozy." Snake said looking comfortable
"eeeeeww." Meryl said in disgust.
"Theres always the alternative." snake said unzipping his pants.
"NO! NO!" Meryl yelled.
Meryl crawled into the corpse quickly
"Scoot over your hogging it." Meryl said uncomfortably.
"Then go in the back." Snake said opening one eye
"No way you go in the back!" Meryl said.
"Tsk wuss" Snake muttered moving to the back.
"What'd you say?" Meryl said.
"Nothing" Snake said. They began to dose off.
End of Chapter 1